It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

Oct 06, 2004 10:57

SCHOOL:
So I just took a test in P-Chem. Yes! I feel so confident about it, even though I didn't finish a part of it. Not finishing, what else is new. But I did do the extra credit question so it's balanced out. Whoo! Yes! But like I said, even without finishing it, I feel so good about it, and that I got a good grade on it!

WORK:
When you talk to me, you are talking to the three time three time three time Wendy's drive thru record breaker. Nothing too special but it's nice, and it gets me a free meal.

RANDOM:
My mom says she is coming down this weekend to check up on me. Interesting stuff.

RANDOM EDIT:
So it's NOT true what they say, men are from mars, women from venus. Venus = 700 degrees. Mars = -100. 1) Women are much hotter than men. 2) Men are so much cooler than women. 3) Women would not be ice queens. PROBLEM: 2) & 3) are not always true. Therefore, it isn't true what they say.

EMO:


First, I would say that you need to know the actual definition of love and then measure those components.

Try this scale out that I made.

love (n)
1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.

Sounds good? Let's go with it. But let's not look at "kinship".

Sexual Attractiveness:
90-100 = BEAUTIFUL
80-89 = Gorgeous
70-79 = Hot, Hott, Hawt
60-69 = Do-able, for many a nights
59-0 = Alright.

"Underlying oneness"
90-100 = "There are no other fish in the sea."
80-89 = How would I have lived without you? What would I have done without you? How would I have gotten through *events* without you?
70-79 = You are toooo great
60-69 = You're awesome
59-0 = Eh, somewhat.

Affection:
90-100 = I could lay around you all day, all night. I could be around you all day. I feel SO GOOD when I am with you.
80-89 = You always know how to make me smile. When you hold me, I melt in your arms.
70-80 = I enjoy your company, no matter what, doesn't matter if I'm happy, sad, mad, crying, depressed, angry, crazy, gittery, etc.
60-69 = You're awesome to be around.
59-0 = Eh, somewhat.

So let's see...

I LOVE YOU = 270-300
I love you = 250-269
I luv ya = 230-249

Immediate problems I can see? It's too balanced. For example, it's on an A/B/C/D scale, no curves.

Try it out. Take someone you say you love, do this test on them, and if the result turns out the way you expected, tell me. If not, yell at me. AND, You can even try this test on me.
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