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[bigsisterbunny]

[That Lopunny girl seems to be out jogging again. But this time she's in a dress. A big frilly dress, with a petticoat and everything. And is she panting? The occasional swearing was normal, but the panting wasn't. Maybe she was sick today.]

Hey everybody! My name's Leslie and I'm a gigantic fag!

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[veggiephobe]

You might want to turn around and jog the other way Lesile, cause you just entered Wart's territory... and you know what that means...

The Star Spirits must've had pity on the poor frog as he just experienced a crash and burn session by his former flame, but there's another in the midst who had glued his broken heart back together again. And that very one could very well be his suitor to carry his successor! Oh joy of joys!

Now clean of the mess he made on himself from said 'breakup', he stepped into his now freshfully clean carpet and slowly flew behind the bunny pokemon with his mind in the gutter... but for the good of preserving the royal bloodline - yeah!

[bigsisterbunny]

Lola got a little freaked out when she finally stopped to look behind her. She tripped and sat facing the strange creature, shocked.

"Whoa! Giant frog! Where'd you come from?"

[veggiephobe]

The carpet landed a few feet away from the Lopunny as Wart stepped off with graceful precision(for an obese frog), walking towards her with love in his eyes.

♪ "...In all my dreams, there's a vision I see... Your hand in mine, my dear Marian, Marian...Ribbit" ♪ sang the King with all his heart, stopping in front of the pokemon and lending out a hand to help her up, that is if she accepts the offer.

[bigsisterbunny]

Well, this was immensely creepy... On the other hand, how mean did she feel like being to her poor brother? The answer was a lot, because Lola was a bitch.

"Why hello there, handsome!" 'Leslie' cooed, adopting a much less threatening pose. "What's your name?"

[veggiephobe]

The Sub-Conian Frog took the other's hand and helped her up on her own two feet before answering the question.

"I am Wart, King of all the lands..." he then wrapped his arms around the furry creature as he began to nibble on one of her ears.

"And you... ribbit... ribbit..." he said in between nibbles, getting increasingly excited, "are the one whom I wish to share my love through courtship, as I want you to carry my successor - Ribbit."

[bigsisterbunny]

Wait what. Her ears were being nibbled on. Sorry pal, Lola would love to continue this little dance, but she kind of has a reflex from her ears being accosted. A reflex involving Ice Punching the nibbling party in the face.

[veggiephobe]

And Ice Punched she did, hitting Wart like a ton of bricks.

The nibbling of the ear and his embrace on his potential mate ended when the frog landed on the ground with a loud thump, followed by a series of long croaks as the fallen rubbed his soon-to-be bruised cheek in agony.

"Aaahhh-Ribbit...! Aaaahhhh...ribbit...! Aaaahhh-ha-ha-haaaaa... ribbbbbiittt...!"

Oh Lola, why ya gotta be like that?

[bigsisterbunny]

Well, this was a fine kettle of fish. Now Lola had second thoughts about going through with it, because if he was going to touch her ears again... She knew better than to stick around after doing that to somebody. She decided to take this moment to run. Or more like stumble away awkwardly, with this petticoat. There was a reason she didn't wear big clothes, even in winter.

[veggiephobe]

"Aaaaaahhhh... rrrriiibbbiitttt....! Ccrrooaaa-k-k-k-k-kkkkkk...!"

Feel free to take your time, cause the overdramatic Wart will be wallowing on the ground for a good while.