If you're the one who's always lonely, then I'm the one who's always alone.

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Allow me, for just a second, to turn my LiveJournal into an ordinary, garden-variety LiveJournal. Because this needs to be said.

BITCH DON'T BE WAITING TO BUY YOUR MULTIPLE FUCKIN POWERBALLS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT IN A CONVENIENCE STORE THAT ALREADY HAS SOMETHING LIKE TWENTY PEOPLE IN TWO FUCKIN LINES!!!11oneiiii (for teh romanz)
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As long as we're store ranting...

If you wish to check out at the express check out, with the highly advanced automated computer than does the work for you.

Please, oh please, don't even think of writing a check.

Please?

[bigrob]

And if you're writing a check -- caveman -- how about filling the fucker out as much as possible before you get up there? Hmmmmmm?

[bigrob]

Okay, now I have to go find that address, and go see who, if anyone, lives there.

(And piss pee on his fuckin' valued rug.)

Re: "Dude? Tomorrow's already the tenth."

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"Dude? Tomorrow's already the tenth."

Far out. *nods*

I'd be satisfied if it was near the In N Out burger.