CORN STARCH IS EVIL!!!!! <3 GP
Well what a Grand Prix Weekend and a Thursday! Just right now I am going to tell you all it sucks to be 20 when all your friends are 21. I hate it! Well back to the story.
Thursday -
So yeah I decide I need to drink since this will be my first Grand Prix Celebration. I go over to the Dodge St. House and we start playing flippy cup, beer pong, and doing beer bongs. It got me pretty messed up. Then out all the sudden my neighbor for next year is sitting in the living room, and just that day they were acting crazy to me. So I am like what are you doing here, and wheres Kenny (My roomie next year). SHe was like Kenny is went to the bars! I am like oh well lets get drunk. So I get really drunk over there and stumble my way home!
Friday -
Ok so I somehow wake up for my ECON recitation, and I am like 25 minutes late, but I get to take the quiz and do evaluation on the guy. So after that I run around all day finishing up these projects. Come about 6:30 Dorsey is like lets grill out, I am making a feast. I was like make me food Chef Dorsey! We will eat at Cafe de Dorso. So we make these hamburgers, and other stuff, and eat it all up, mmmm good. Then Shaun #2 shows up and eats with us. Well then we keep getting updates about Sean #1 condition, and about 8:30 Dorsey is like well I am going out. I am like have fun don't kill Sean, then who am I going to watch Yukikaze with? (Oh NO YUKIKAZE!) So then Shaun and me play some Halo, and he plays splinter cell. John shows up and they were chilling in Dorsey's room playing XBox. I am like I am going to go get drunk. I head back over to Dodge, and ends up there is this party on the Levvy in those apartments across from Wendy's. So its not I am buzzin, and Ted and I bust into the apartments, and the find out we are at the wrong place, and the party we are going too got busted. So we show up anyways, because this guy is going to Afgahn. He has a Keg (Don't forget our TAP DORSEY!). He gives us cups for free and then all of sudden I meet this kid who was in my english class, and I convience him we need to do a keg stand. So he does two and I do one for about 30 secs, but they counted like shit, and said it was 3. I was like Bullshit, and ended up doing another one. So right now I feel no pain, and we are like lets go back to Dodge.
SO we go down to Chauncey and OMG its a party in the street. Reminds me of Windsor so much! Can't wait till my B-Day. So we get on the NightRider, and all of sudden right outside of WhereElse there is a fight in the middle of street and the Bus Driver is just sitting there. This guy comes out of no where and grabs the kid getting his ass beat, and stands him up and he has blood pouring from his face. Then all of sudden like 3 more fights break out as we leave. So end up riding the Nightrider to MCDonald's get off and go to Dodge. I have about three beers, and go back home. Geuss who's still there Shaun and John. Watching TV waiting on Sean #1. So I order some Pizza and they munch it down with me. And then the guys never show up and they leave to go to bed, and so do I.
Saturday -
So I wake up to at 9:45 to Chuck yelling at himself in the bathroom. I go downstairs, I am all dehydrated, and chug some water. Down the stairs comes Chuck stops at the landing looks at the Beer Pong table and starts counting the cans. I yell at him and go Chuck man lay down go to bed. He goes I am fine Rich. I say well next month your going out with me right, and he said for sure. And then he started yelling at Dorsey, so I went back to bed upstairs. Woke up at 11:30, showered and then went over to Ted's and was like lets get some Jello Wrestling going on today. So we go run around everywhere, and buy all the shit it takes. NO Jello so we go ok Chocolate syrup will work. Well then we get everything setup in the basement, and I go home to get ready. Come back and there is Clary and BJ pouring water and Cake mix into the pool, along with the syrup. I am like WTF are you doing. And they are we are working on it. I go whatever, and then they pour to much water in and are like we need flour and more cake mix, end up getting like 20 boxs of cake mix 4 boxes of Corn Startch and, 75 lbs of Flour, It ends up looking like vomit! Slimy as all get out. So well I said I need to drink some more before I get in that. I get drunbk and end up talking to the British people that hang out at our parties. And we decide to go back to my house and chill for a bit. Then all of sudden I meet this Freshman at Purdue that went to North. I don't even know her, and she doesn't know me. But she seemed cool for coming from C-Bus. SO anyways we go back and Jay and Chcuk are like lets play some Beer Pong so they set it up and its those two vs. me and Dorsey. I dominated, I hait like 7 and Dorsey got three. It was great. SO then I say I am drunk enough to go wrestle, we get back and like 8 people had already wrestled. Then I see BJ and takle him into the cake batter shit. I get it all oer me, and it is disgusting. Then we drag this other giuy in and two girls and have a hell of time, I threw Vogel down like 10 times, I help him get up like come on BJ we are done, and once on his feet shove him back in. It was great. Well then I went drank a couple more beers, and said I am heading home, walked barefoot all the way drenched, jumped in the shower, cleaned up IMed some people. And then passed out.
Sunday -
Well today is recovery day. I woke up at 3 went over helped Ted clean the basement for about 3 hours. Its looking good, better then what it was. Cleaned my kiddy pool, and then brought it back here. Figured I could use it over the summer, when it got real hot. So know I am writing this, and then I got to work on a Project, and then hang out with Sean. Dead Week is here, so it won't be a hard a week, just a week of studyin.
TO ALL 21 YEAR OLDS, YOU ALL NWILL BE ARRIVING IN W. LAFAYETTE MAY 27th TO GO TO THE BARS WITH ME! IF YOU DON"T YOUR A BITCH! What a great weekend!
Thursday -
So yeah I decide I need to drink since this will be my first Grand Prix Celebration. I go over to the Dodge St. House and we start playing flippy cup, beer pong, and doing beer bongs. It got me pretty messed up. Then out all the sudden my neighbor for next year is sitting in the living room, and just that day they were acting crazy to me. So I am like what are you doing here, and wheres Kenny (My roomie next year). SHe was like Kenny is went to the bars! I am like oh well lets get drunk. So I get really drunk over there and stumble my way home!
Friday -
Ok so I somehow wake up for my ECON recitation, and I am like 25 minutes late, but I get to take the quiz and do evaluation on the guy. So after that I run around all day finishing up these projects. Come about 6:30 Dorsey is like lets grill out, I am making a feast. I was like make me food Chef Dorsey! We will eat at Cafe de Dorso. So we make these hamburgers, and other stuff, and eat it all up, mmmm good. Then Shaun #2 shows up and eats with us. Well then we keep getting updates about Sean #1 condition, and about 8:30 Dorsey is like well I am going out. I am like have fun don't kill Sean, then who am I going to watch Yukikaze with? (Oh NO YUKIKAZE!) So then Shaun and me play some Halo, and he plays splinter cell. John shows up and they were chilling in Dorsey's room playing XBox. I am like I am going to go get drunk. I head back over to Dodge, and ends up there is this party on the Levvy in those apartments across from Wendy's. So its not I am buzzin, and Ted and I bust into the apartments, and the find out we are at the wrong place, and the party we are going too got busted. So we show up anyways, because this guy is going to Afgahn. He has a Keg (Don't forget our TAP DORSEY!). He gives us cups for free and then all of sudden I meet this kid who was in my english class, and I convience him we need to do a keg stand. So he does two and I do one for about 30 secs, but they counted like shit, and said it was 3. I was like Bullshit, and ended up doing another one. So right now I feel no pain, and we are like lets go back to Dodge.
SO we go down to Chauncey and OMG its a party in the street. Reminds me of Windsor so much! Can't wait till my B-Day. So we get on the NightRider, and all of sudden right outside of WhereElse there is a fight in the middle of street and the Bus Driver is just sitting there. This guy comes out of no where and grabs the kid getting his ass beat, and stands him up and he has blood pouring from his face. Then all of sudden like 3 more fights break out as we leave. So end up riding the Nightrider to MCDonald's get off and go to Dodge. I have about three beers, and go back home. Geuss who's still there Shaun and John. Watching TV waiting on Sean #1. So I order some Pizza and they munch it down with me. And then the guys never show up and they leave to go to bed, and so do I.
Saturday -
So I wake up to at 9:45 to Chuck yelling at himself in the bathroom. I go downstairs, I am all dehydrated, and chug some water. Down the stairs comes Chuck stops at the landing looks at the Beer Pong table and starts counting the cans. I yell at him and go Chuck man lay down go to bed. He goes I am fine Rich. I say well next month your going out with me right, and he said for sure. And then he started yelling at Dorsey, so I went back to bed upstairs. Woke up at 11:30, showered and then went over to Ted's and was like lets get some Jello Wrestling going on today. So we go run around everywhere, and buy all the shit it takes. NO Jello so we go ok Chocolate syrup will work. Well then we get everything setup in the basement, and I go home to get ready. Come back and there is Clary and BJ pouring water and Cake mix into the pool, along with the syrup. I am like WTF are you doing. And they are we are working on it. I go whatever, and then they pour to much water in and are like we need flour and more cake mix, end up getting like 20 boxs of cake mix 4 boxes of Corn Startch and, 75 lbs of Flour, It ends up looking like vomit! Slimy as all get out. So well I said I need to drink some more before I get in that. I get drunbk and end up talking to the British people that hang out at our parties. And we decide to go back to my house and chill for a bit. Then all of sudden I meet this Freshman at Purdue that went to North. I don't even know her, and she doesn't know me. But she seemed cool for coming from C-Bus. SO anyways we go back and Jay and Chcuk are like lets play some Beer Pong so they set it up and its those two vs. me and Dorsey. I dominated, I hait like 7 and Dorsey got three. It was great. SO then I say I am drunk enough to go wrestle, we get back and like 8 people had already wrestled. Then I see BJ and takle him into the cake batter shit. I get it all oer me, and it is disgusting. Then we drag this other giuy in and two girls and have a hell of time, I threw Vogel down like 10 times, I help him get up like come on BJ we are done, and once on his feet shove him back in. It was great. Well then I went drank a couple more beers, and said I am heading home, walked barefoot all the way drenched, jumped in the shower, cleaned up IMed some people. And then passed out.
Sunday -
Well today is recovery day. I woke up at 3 went over helped Ted clean the basement for about 3 hours. Its looking good, better then what it was. Cleaned my kiddy pool, and then brought it back here. Figured I could use it over the summer, when it got real hot. So know I am writing this, and then I got to work on a Project, and then hang out with Sean. Dead Week is here, so it won't be a hard a week, just a week of studyin.
TO ALL 21 YEAR OLDS, YOU ALL NWILL BE ARRIVING IN W. LAFAYETTE MAY 27th TO GO TO THE BARS WITH ME! IF YOU DON"T YOUR A BITCH! What a great weekend!