I don't say this often, but...
Phil was right.
01. I've come to realise that my butt: is quite wide.
02. I've come to realise that when I talk: people don't always listen but they probably should because I'm often right.
03. I've come to realise that if I love someone: I should probably stop being mean to them.
04. I've come to realise that I need: to stop being so damn fat.
05. I've come to realise that I've lost: a little weight, but not enough.
06. I've come to realise that I hate it when: I'm a dumbass about girls.
07. I've come to realise that if I'm drunk: I'm generally a genial guy, but lately have noticed an angry streak I am not happy about.
08. I've come to realise that money: is easier to lose than gain.
09. I've come to realise that my mother: is going fucking insane.
10. I've come to realise that I'll probably always be: fairly hefty.
11. I've come to realise that I have a crush on: Gerry from Grand Central, Ufffff from Satan's and The Hun from Around.
12. I've come to realise that the last time I cried was: Saturday morning. Max and I had just got in from a night in Satan's and were watching Withnail and I. My eyes started watering because I was fucking knackered.
13. I've come to realise that my cell phone: has a picture of Lyn-Z as the wallpaper :3
14. I've come to realise that when I wake up in the morning: I wake everyone up with Combichrist while I do my exercises.
15. I've come to realise that before I go to sleep at night: I watch Ray Mears and think about girls.
16. I've come to realise that right now I am thinking about: girls, and me being dumb :(.
17. I've come to realise that babies: aren't that bad when they aren't puking and shitting and crying. Oh wai-
18. I've come to realise that when I get on livejournal: people post really sporadically.
19. I've come to realise that today I will: mourn my love life.
20. I've come to realise that tonight I will: put the bin out.
21. I've come to realise that tomorrow I will: wake up, work out, eat porridge, ???, profit!
22. I've come to realise that I really want to: meet a nice girl. I mean, this has probably already happened but I've fucked it up by being thick.
23. I've come to realise that who is most likely to repost this is: Gaz, being as he's the only person who hasn't yet and is likely to.
24. I've come to realise relationships: are hard to come by.
25. I've come to realise love: is not to be entered into lightly. Having fun is a grave matter indeed.
26. I've come to realise my best guy friend: needs more money. This is to all my brosephs.
27. I've come to realise my best girl friend: is pretty cool even though I'm not in any way attracted to her. Apparently this can happen.
28. I've come to realise food: is too goddamn expensive.
29. I've come to realise that when I'm a boyfriend: I might be a lot happier.
30. I've come to realise girls and boys: make babies? What kind of question is that?
31. I've come to realise over the summer: I will be poor. Also I will brew my own cider.
32. I've come to realise heartbreak: is worth it for the time when your heart is not broken. Goddamn, that's an awkward sentence.
01. I've come to realise that my butt: is quite wide.
02. I've come to realise that when I talk: people don't always listen but they probably should because I'm often right.
03. I've come to realise that if I love someone: I should probably stop being mean to them.
04. I've come to realise that I need: to stop being so damn fat.
05. I've come to realise that I've lost: a little weight, but not enough.
06. I've come to realise that I hate it when: I'm a dumbass about girls.
07. I've come to realise that if I'm drunk: I'm generally a genial guy, but lately have noticed an angry streak I am not happy about.
08. I've come to realise that money: is easier to lose than gain.
09. I've come to realise that my mother: is going fucking insane.
10. I've come to realise that I'll probably always be: fairly hefty.
11. I've come to realise that I have a crush on: Gerry from Grand Central, Ufffff from Satan's and The Hun from Around.
12. I've come to realise that the last time I cried was: Saturday morning. Max and I had just got in from a night in Satan's and were watching Withnail and I. My eyes started watering because I was fucking knackered.
13. I've come to realise that my cell phone: has a picture of Lyn-Z as the wallpaper :3
14. I've come to realise that when I wake up in the morning: I wake everyone up with Combichrist while I do my exercises.
15. I've come to realise that before I go to sleep at night: I watch Ray Mears and think about girls.
16. I've come to realise that right now I am thinking about: girls, and me being dumb :(.
17. I've come to realise that babies: aren't that bad when they aren't puking and shitting and crying. Oh wai-
18. I've come to realise that when I get on livejournal: people post really sporadically.
19. I've come to realise that today I will: mourn my love life.
20. I've come to realise that tonight I will: put the bin out.
21. I've come to realise that tomorrow I will: wake up, work out, eat porridge, ???, profit!
22. I've come to realise that I really want to: meet a nice girl. I mean, this has probably already happened but I've fucked it up by being thick.
23. I've come to realise that who is most likely to repost this is: Gaz, being as he's the only person who hasn't yet and is likely to.
24. I've come to realise relationships: are hard to come by.
25. I've come to realise love: is not to be entered into lightly. Having fun is a grave matter indeed.
26. I've come to realise my best guy friend: needs more money. This is to all my brosephs.
27. I've come to realise my best girl friend: is pretty cool even though I'm not in any way attracted to her. Apparently this can happen.
28. I've come to realise food: is too goddamn expensive.
29. I've come to realise that when I'm a boyfriend: I might be a lot happier.
30. I've come to realise girls and boys: make babies? What kind of question is that?
31. I've come to realise over the summer: I will be poor. Also I will brew my own cider.
32. I've come to realise heartbreak: is worth it for the time when your heart is not broken. Goddamn, that's an awkward sentence.