I just couldn't let this be
According to NoScruf, only 3% of women say that stubble is their preferred look on a guy; 80% of women prefer a clean-shaven face when getting close, and the vast majority of both men and women agrees that women hate the way stubble feels.
-Quote from the former article
I have in the past year restrained myself as much as possible from ranting in here, in order to discourage the waste of useful emotional energies. Nonetheless, I have to ask:
Women of America, have you all become a bunch of goddamned pussies? Do you truly believe that totally hairless men are the ideal, these Caesar and Augustus bathhouse naked idols? Wasn't it only thirty years ago that Burt Reynolds was asked to pose for Playgirl? Didn't Jesus have a beard? And do you really think the vain, self-absorbed Real World star could ever save the day? That he could live in the wild? That he could do anything more than pose in front of a mirror?
Preferences are preferences, but Christ Almighty, women of America, diversity exists in the gene pool for a reason. If hirsute men were truly so disgusting, we wouldn't have survived for thousands of generations. This love of the Abercrombie ideal has gotten completely out of hand.
-TB
P.S. As with hairstyles, facial hair comes in many different sizes and forms, and the preference of well-kept and well-trimmed hair over steel-wool bushes is a well-documented and intelligently reasoned concern. But this new campaign against all body hair? It smacks of pure dishonesty.