Today's church sign
LOCATION: First Methodist in Rodgers Forge, close to the Charles intersection.
PLACEMENT: At the end of the steep Stevenson drop.
MESSAGE: "Hot? Bothered? Turn on your Prayer-Conditioner"
ANALYSIS: As church signs go, this lacks the one-two punch of such classics as "Read the bible: It will scare the HELL out of you" or "God needed more eyes, so he made mothers." Nevertheless, this is by far the greatest piece I have ever read from the genre. Firstly, because the pun "Prayer-Conditioner" is laugh-out-loud awful, and secondly, because the term "hot and bothered" is normally applied to animals in heat. What this means is that First Methodist is saying: "Pray! We'll kill your sex life." The best this reviewer can answer? Amen.
PLACEMENT: At the end of the steep Stevenson drop.
MESSAGE: "Hot? Bothered? Turn on your Prayer-Conditioner"
ANALYSIS: As church signs go, this lacks the one-two punch of such classics as "Read the bible: It will scare the HELL out of you" or "God needed more eyes, so he made mothers." Nevertheless, this is by far the greatest piece I have ever read from the genre. Firstly, because the pun "Prayer-Conditioner" is laugh-out-loud awful, and secondly, because the term "hot and bothered" is normally applied to animals in heat. What this means is that First Methodist is saying: "Pray! We'll kill your sex life." The best this reviewer can answer? Amen.