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[bigpartofit]

If Anybody reads this Can anybody tell me why http://CentralParkzoo.com/Alex/ doesn't work anymore?

Or http://nonamesteak.com or those pictures of cats and lions and walrus' with the funny captions?
So I've been living -literally-

Comments

[bark_n_bite]

Alex? Seriously, I thought all Lions were named obscure African names.

[[can't blame him, only ever saw a lion in person when Simba first showed up. XD]]

[bigpartofit]

Africa? Please. I'm New York bredwaitasecond YOU Can understand me! You're a person!

[bark_n_bite]

Why not? I share an apartment with a talking dog.

[bigpartofit]

A dog? A dog that talks?

So were the people just ignoring me before?

[bark_n_bite]

The hell should I know?

People like to ignore shit they don't understand.

[bigpartofit]

I get that.

So.. What's your name?

[bark_n_bite]

Haine Rammsteiner.

[bigpartofit]

Haine. Haaaine. I like the sound of that.. No too Shab-ay.

Sooooo. What do you people have to eat anyway?

[bark_n_bite]

...

Whatever's available? I heard those parasite things are edible too.

[bigpartofit]

...

Those things are PARASITES?

[bark_n_bite]

So I've heard.

[bigpartofit]

I thought they were just crabs!

[bigpartofit]

WHATIFTHATSWHATGOTMARTYGLORIAANDMELMAN!!!!

[bark_n_bite]

Either way a bullet or two in the eye takes care of them.

...A lot easier than other things I've killed.

[bigpartofit]

That doesn't sound encouraging!

[bark_n_bite]

Maybe the monsters ate them.