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manthrust Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
30th May 2011
Best Album:
'Splodge Tinned Vocalise Jowls' 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Notation Gapingly Offs Pollers Inlets' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 16th November 2005.)
Records Sold:
6,745,401 in total (3,134,985 albums, 3,610,416 singles).
Reputation:
National
Groupies:
popplepantz recently won a contract with a blue conglomerate to market dildos towards the over 60's market.
manthrust Member Profiles
johnny_mac
johnny_mac suffered a prolonged attack at the hands of a group of elderly women, who treated the manthrust singer to a few well placed kicks to the groin. It is safe to say that johnny_mac is becoming more of a public hate figure than Hussein ever was.
winstano
Things are looking particularly grim for winstano after Bono mentioned that the manthrust guitarist was an influence to both him and U2. winstano is now a suicidal wreck.
bigospedros
bigospedros insists on using their thumb instead of their fingers to hit frets, which means that they tweak out a startling 10 notes a minute.
naaance
A pollaxed Stevie Wonder would do a better job of hitting the right drums than naaance!
chrisflynn
chrisflynn is to a keyboard what the Pope is to sexual liberty. A bastardin menace.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
20
Optimism
Sep 2005
6
Notation Gapingly Offs Pollers Inlets
Nov 2005
1
Goads
Jan 2006
2
Garcon Jezebels Apollos Pontons
Jan 2006
1
Smelts Willied Codling Spiling Vespers Lazarets
Nov 2006
2
Unsated Times Pucks Trusty Backrest Liturgic
Dec 2006
2
Storax
Mar 2007
1
Epigones Astutely
Jun 2007
36
Hairband Ailerons
Aug 2008
N/A
Jumped Imago Loaning Renotify Apathy
Sep 2008
N/A
Expiates
Nov 2008
N/A
Scupper Ain Upgrew Advising Licencer Phage
Dec 2008
N/A
Feels Fuck
Feb 2010
N/A
Vocalism Packing Apsides
Apr 2010
N/A
Dubbins
May 2010
N/A
Cumbered Flinty
Aug 2010
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
30
Splodge Tinned Vocalise Jowls
Jun 2005
2
Fiasco Outbuild Flight Scares Phobias Whiney
Oct 2006
27
Bargees
Jun 2008
N/A
Japingly Epiderm Cingula Enlivens Regauged
Jan 2010
northern ireland's worst
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