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Mar 02, 2002 23:12

got nothin interestin for y'all.. as usual, and recording my meager daily achievements isnt too interesting for you either.. unless u'd really like to know, i'm sure i can indulge your thirst for information. i'd like to take this opportunity to comment on the wonderful security of american movie theatres in dealing with the acts of september 11th.. they have thoughtfully placed a impenetrable system for deterring the common terrorist. a simple sign which prohibits bags and purses as well as a 70 year old police officer will obviously repel osama and his crew. surely these psychopathic afganistanians who are willing to give up their life to blow up a public building will stop and turn around as soon as they see a sign and the intimidating officer with his donuts and dentures.. "welp, thats it, we flew across the ocean with C4 and... what the? no bags?? shit, that ruins everything" obviously the sign and the poooee-lice officer are there to make us americans feel safe going to the movies.. lots of those soccer moms carrying around bags from filenes are hiding bombs i'm sure.. its a buncha bullshit.. like that would stop anything at all, its a low-budget solution for the hoyts people to make people feel safe going to the movies.. because i'm sure a terrorist capable of taking over an airplane couldnt possibly have the intelligence to... yea, well, u get the idea, thats all i got for now
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