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yea, ok, i have this girlfriend and she like sucks times a thousand and when she isn't payin attention i am going to club her in the head with a like box of bubbles and then i am guna stick her in a trash bag and throw her in my trunk or my car and drive to louisanna and then like dump her in the mississippi river and from there she will float to pennslyvania and get butt raped by the hill billies down the street and then after that they will call me to come get her and i'll get her and send her to alaska with a sled dog racer so her can use herto provoke his wild beast for dogs and then after that i will through her to the man eating bours and watch her slowly die and get herface peeled off and after all that i will get dressed and go out