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it's a cold winter night.
a couple watches the fire burn in front of them.
they're at his house while his parents are visiting relatives out of town.
the electric fireplace is roaring as they lie on the couch.
she has her head gently lying on his chest and his arm wrapped around her stomach falling down to her hip.
as the fire crackles, she gently raises her hand to touch his face...
(for the funny yet romantic ending to this story, please continue reading)
(for the hilariously wrong ending of the story, skip ahead to the next body)
1st ending:
...and outs her warm smooth hand on his cheek and says, "i am so happy i met you..."
the boyfriend responds in a caressing voice, "i'm even happier that i fell for you."
She snuggles her head deeper into his body, "i'm so comfortable."
He adds, "So am i."
"Maybe we should put out the fire on the carpet."
"No... my parents won't mind. I'll just throw some water on it and say the dog did it."
2nd ending:
...and pops a zit on his chin.
"...and i thought we shouldn't do it so close to the door because Commander Jackson might hear us," she explained talking about her first experience in the storage room of the ROTC room at school.
"...but he said he didn't care. Have you ever gotten head in a classroom?"
The boyfriend looked away aggrivated, "No."
"Hmmm" she said to herself. "That still wasn't as exciting as that one time on the band bus coming home from the Bingamton game. No one even noticed, except for that fat kid that plays trumpet, but he didn't say anything because Tommy would've punched him in the face for it. Have you ever gotten head on a school bus?"
He looks off somewhere in annoyance, "No."
"Have you ever even gotten head?" she asks in a suspicious curiosity.
He looked down into her eyes with a mild disgust and says, "...Not lately."
"Hmm..." she mutters once again. "I'm hungry. Can you get me some leftover pizza in the fridge?"
as you can tell, i am bored out of my mind right now.
anyone interested in going to savannah saturday night?
a couple watches the fire burn in front of them.
they're at his house while his parents are visiting relatives out of town.
the electric fireplace is roaring as they lie on the couch.
she has her head gently lying on his chest and his arm wrapped around her stomach falling down to her hip.
as the fire crackles, she gently raises her hand to touch his face...
(for the funny yet romantic ending to this story, please continue reading)
(for the hilariously wrong ending of the story, skip ahead to the next body)
1st ending:
...and outs her warm smooth hand on his cheek and says, "i am so happy i met you..."
the boyfriend responds in a caressing voice, "i'm even happier that i fell for you."
She snuggles her head deeper into his body, "i'm so comfortable."
He adds, "So am i."
"Maybe we should put out the fire on the carpet."
"No... my parents won't mind. I'll just throw some water on it and say the dog did it."
2nd ending:
...and pops a zit on his chin.
"...and i thought we shouldn't do it so close to the door because Commander Jackson might hear us," she explained talking about her first experience in the storage room of the ROTC room at school.
"...but he said he didn't care. Have you ever gotten head in a classroom?"
The boyfriend looked away aggrivated, "No."
"Hmmm" she said to herself. "That still wasn't as exciting as that one time on the band bus coming home from the Bingamton game. No one even noticed, except for that fat kid that plays trumpet, but he didn't say anything because Tommy would've punched him in the face for it. Have you ever gotten head on a school bus?"
He looks off somewhere in annoyance, "No."
"Have you ever even gotten head?" she asks in a suspicious curiosity.
He looked down into her eyes with a mild disgust and says, "...Not lately."
"Hmm..." she mutters once again. "I'm hungry. Can you get me some leftover pizza in the fridge?"
as you can tell, i am bored out of my mind right now.
anyone interested in going to savannah saturday night?