02:18 if you're going to wear sunglasses in a bar at midnight, you're pretty much advertising that you're an ass hole
# 02:21 "jukebox hero" by Foreigner may be one of the worst rock songs ever
# 09:16 Hot women can make guns sexy
# 11:13 some of the bits in closed captioning make me chuckle: "[gentle music plays]"
# 11:52 i really like eggs
# 13:31 RT @shanty: "marching bands covering funk tunes is the unfunkiest thing ever."
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