If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you.
Ok, good news. Thresher, a.k.a. "IB"(illiterate bastard) is back home in Austin. I missed him. I'm getting past the point of making new friends, so it's good to have a close friend living in the same city.
ATTENTION AMERICA: If you still write checks for EVERYTHING, and I mean every god damned little battery, pack of gum, or whatever...knock it the hell off!! Get with the times, and embrace some of the technological advances the world has introduced in the last decade, and make your trip to the register faster for you AND me.
P.S: If you have no other alternative, than to compose a miniature novel to pay for something, then it behooves you to start filling out the check BEFORE you know the total amount. You don't need to know the exact amount to put the date, sign your name, or fill in the "Payble To" area on your check.
ATTENTION AMERICA: If you still write checks for EVERYTHING, and I mean every god damned little battery, pack of gum, or whatever...knock it the hell off!! Get with the times, and embrace some of the technological advances the world has introduced in the last decade, and make your trip to the register faster for you AND me.
P.S: If you have no other alternative, than to compose a miniature novel to pay for something, then it behooves you to start filling out the check BEFORE you know the total amount. You don't need to know the exact amount to put the date, sign your name, or fill in the "Payble To" area on your check.