Apparently

[bigme]

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[rainbowmomerath]

*round of applause* Congratulations!

Mind you, I suggest it is not entirely accurate: http://yerawizardharry.tumblr.com/post/810105893/well-then

[bigme]

Have you READ any of Dafoe's work? I'd say it was accurate ;)

[bigme]

In fact just compare it to the opening chapter of Robinson Crusoe:

Herpa derp 1632, herper derper derp York, herper derper Bremen, who
derper herp Hull. Herper derper herper herper my
mother, herp Robinson, a very good family in that
country, herp herp Robinson Kreutznaer; but, herp herper derper derper herp --Crusoe; herper herper.

Uncanny.

[rainbowmomerath]

Ahahaha yes.

This is even better: http://unjellify.tumblr.com/post/811918014/via-vontrapp