holla fo a dolla

[bigmamasworld]

i would just like to start off by saying...Im gonna marry a Jew so i can get all the holidays off... SHALOM BITCHES!

i would also like to start off by saying that:
D is for...Dorna the Dumbass...i luv her....yesterday she decided to pour ice cold water down my crack! CHIPPER! lol...my ass was wet till last hour!

i would lastly like to start with, lil kids are so funni...
My JOB:

Noah (age 5):WOW! thats a big woophie cousion!
Me:i noe
Noah:It sounds just like my mommy!
Me: o does it really?
Noah: yeah...my mommy farts like that
Me:holding back tons of laughter
Noah: before we got here, my mom farted in the car and we had to OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS!
Me:lol
later on....
ME: i watch them drive off in an ESCALADE...i think to myself...
DAMN THAT BITCH MUST SMELLL REALLY BAD