Weirdest picspam ever - the Nameless Alejandro Dancer
I realized I hadn't posted this on my lj, and that's kind of a shame because only a few of you follow me on tumblr where I originally posted some of these pics. I figure it's rare enough that I post something besides Star Trek, so I may as well share this odd and esoteric picspam. If you've seen this on tumblr and care, I added a lot of images. My love, it grows with each viewing.
Here’s the skinny: I have a small obsession with this one dancer in Lady Gaga’s Alejandro music video. All the other dancers are just ‘meh’ to me, and only their bodies are in any way notable. But this guy? I don’t know what it is, but he’s fucking gorgeous and he gives off this air of ‘I’m awesome and you’re jealous, prepare to be burned with my eyes of smoldering sex.’
So yeah, have a crack picspam and maybe an explanation behind my adoration of the Nameless Alejandro Dancer. Maybe you'll come away a fan as well. Or at least be very amused. :)
Nameless Alejandro Dancer is fucking fierce. And the other dancers are so not good looking. Seriously, there's like a couple who are passingly cute, but most of them are freaking trolls.
Anywho, I love Nameless Alejandro Dancer's facial expressions when he dances, like he’s burning up from how hot he is and aren’t you just lucky to be watching him writhe...
He just looks amazing, period. Best dancer out of all of them, by far.
You can't really see him in the first portion of the video before the bed + heels + undewear scene, since they're all group scenes, so we'll start with the best part of the entire fucking video.
Aw yeah, it was HE that did the best move in the entire video. Just watch that shit via gif and tell me that doesn't get your blood boiling. If it doesn't, you must be either asexual or have no taste, because either you're moaning over my man here or Gaga.
His faaace! Holy shit, I’d give anything to be manhandled by this god of sex. Just look at this bed action. Submissive or in charge, this dude makes both look like he planned it all along.
I mean, look at these with him and that rope. I swear he's the only one who can make that bowl haircut look good. (He's in the back; don't be confused by the fuglier knock-off up front that doesn't look too much like him later in the vid. The knock-off is the one whose ass Gaga has her face buried in.)
And then Gaga here is all, "oh what am I to do! My dancer is so effing hot and I can feel his sexiness behind me."
*melts*
And now, oh man, THE UNIFORM.
That uniform? Even makes the plainer-looking dancers hotter. So what does it do to this motherfucker? MAKES HIM HOT LIKE MEXICO, RE. JOICE. God, my favorite thing is his mouth. Just watch this video again and see how it falls open all the time. It’s like he’s trying to have this helpless tilt to his mouth, but it’s only a ruse because the rest of his face is pure predator.
WALK WALK FASHION BABY. F-I-E-R-C-E
Then as if the video can't help itself, it flashes back to more of the bed scene.
Then we get a bit of slash fun! The first picture is odd. It’s like two different scenes. Gaga looks ready to bite someone, the dancer behind her with his hand on his chest totally looks like he’s going “*gasp* those shoes? With that hair?” and the guy on the other side is trying to look sexy but instead comes off as ‘teenager whacking off into a dirty sock. The guy Nameless Alejandro Dancer is touching is totally ready to jizz in his pants. Plus, LOOK AT THAT HAND. Holy handporn, Batman! It looks big and I love big hands. And then my man’s face, like he’s seducing the other guy and it’s SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Now we end with the really fun stuff where they all throw Gaga around, and it's here that he proves that he's the hottest, slickest, most bad ass motherfucker in this video. Aside from Gaga. Poor dear tries to keep up, at least.
His expression here is priceless. He looks so serious and intent. HNNNNNNGG...
And just look at this one where he's peeking out from behind Gaga when everyone else is all over her and you just know he's all, "I'll notice her when I feel like it"
Here he looms over everyone and is clearly the bitch in charge.
And finally my favorite, where it TOTALLY looks like he's saying, "Chill the fuck out, I got this." How much more BAMF can you get?
And there you are, a shit ton of pictures for a backup dancer. It may be weird since I never go off on other hot guys like this (like Zachary Quinto. Holy fuck, I respect him too much to say half the shit I want to say. Good. Fucking. GOD. What dancer were we talking about again?), but I think I'm only doing it since I don't know who the eff he is. I guess there's just something about having a little mystery to get a girl excited about something.
Here’s the skinny: I have a small obsession with this one dancer in Lady Gaga’s Alejandro music video. All the other dancers are just ‘meh’ to me, and only their bodies are in any way notable. But this guy? I don’t know what it is, but he’s fucking gorgeous and he gives off this air of ‘I’m awesome and you’re jealous, prepare to be burned with my eyes of smoldering sex.’
So yeah, have a crack picspam and maybe an explanation behind my adoration of the Nameless Alejandro Dancer. Maybe you'll come away a fan as well. Or at least be very amused. :)
Nameless Alejandro Dancer is fucking fierce. And the other dancers are so not good looking. Seriously, there's like a couple who are passingly cute, but most of them are freaking trolls.
Anywho, I love Nameless Alejandro Dancer's facial expressions when he dances, like he’s burning up from how hot he is and aren’t you just lucky to be watching him writhe...
He just looks amazing, period. Best dancer out of all of them, by far.
You can't really see him in the first portion of the video before the bed + heels + undewear scene, since they're all group scenes, so we'll start with the best part of the entire fucking video.
Aw yeah, it was HE that did the best move in the entire video. Just watch that shit via gif and tell me that doesn't get your blood boiling. If it doesn't, you must be either asexual or have no taste, because either you're moaning over my man here or Gaga.
His faaace! Holy shit, I’d give anything to be manhandled by this god of sex. Just look at this bed action. Submissive or in charge, this dude makes both look like he planned it all along.
I mean, look at these with him and that rope. I swear he's the only one who can make that bowl haircut look good. (He's in the back; don't be confused by the fuglier knock-off up front that doesn't look too much like him later in the vid. The knock-off is the one whose ass Gaga has her face buried in.)
And then Gaga here is all, "oh what am I to do! My dancer is so effing hot and I can feel his sexiness behind me."
*melts*
And now, oh man, THE UNIFORM.
That uniform? Even makes the plainer-looking dancers hotter. So what does it do to this motherfucker? MAKES HIM HOT LIKE MEXICO, RE. JOICE. God, my favorite thing is his mouth. Just watch this video again and see how it falls open all the time. It’s like he’s trying to have this helpless tilt to his mouth, but it’s only a ruse because the rest of his face is pure predator.
WALK WALK FASHION BABY. F-I-E-R-C-E
Then as if the video can't help itself, it flashes back to more of the bed scene.
Then we get a bit of slash fun! The first picture is odd. It’s like two different scenes. Gaga looks ready to bite someone, the dancer behind her with his hand on his chest totally looks like he’s going “*gasp* those shoes? With that hair?” and the guy on the other side is trying to look sexy but instead comes off as ‘teenager whacking off into a dirty sock. The guy Nameless Alejandro Dancer is touching is totally ready to jizz in his pants. Plus, LOOK AT THAT HAND. Holy handporn, Batman! It looks big and I love big hands. And then my man’s face, like he’s seducing the other guy and it’s SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Now we end with the really fun stuff where they all throw Gaga around, and it's here that he proves that he's the hottest, slickest, most bad ass motherfucker in this video. Aside from Gaga. Poor dear tries to keep up, at least.
His expression here is priceless. He looks so serious and intent. HNNNNNNGG...
And just look at this one where he's peeking out from behind Gaga when everyone else is all over her and you just know he's all, "I'll notice her when I feel like it"
Here he looms over everyone and is clearly the bitch in charge.
And finally my favorite, where it TOTALLY looks like he's saying, "Chill the fuck out, I got this." How much more BAMF can you get?
And there you are, a shit ton of pictures for a backup dancer. It may be weird since I never go off on other hot guys like this (like Zachary Quinto. Holy fuck, I respect him too much to say half the shit I want to say. Good. Fucking. GOD. What dancer were we talking about again?), but I think I'm only doing it since I don't know who the eff he is. I guess there's just something about having a little mystery to get a girl excited about something.