overheardinnewyork.com
this site is like "public eavesdropping" in the Chronicle, just it's on the web instead! Some favorite entries while taking a break from bio:
Dude: biotch. Spelled b-y-o-c . . . some shit like that. It's Chinese.
--116 & Broadway
Guy #1: I love her so much...I won't even jack off to her.
Guy #2: I guess I don't love her as much as you do.
--Broadway & Thames
Woman: We'll have the perfectly peanut butter sundae.
Store girl: Okay, sure.
Man: Come on, you know I fucking hate the taste of peanut butter!
Woman: Are you kidding me? I ate your jizz just a couple of hours ago, I think you eating the ice cream I want would be a decent fucking compromise!
Store girl: ...Um...Yeah, so...I'm taking that as extra peanut butter.
--Dylan's Candy Bar, 3rd Avenue
Chick: I've already slept with 6 professors and it's only two weeks
into the semester.
Guy: Tell me about it. I slept with this one prof last night...he really taught me a thing or two.
--4th & Mercer
Conductor: Attention, ladies and gentlemen on the platform. Yes, this is a C train. If you are waiting for the F train you have gots to get on this train, no ifs, ands or buts about it. Just get on this train, and we will discuss it as we roll.
--C train
Teen boy: Wow, look, my feet are bigger than yours!
Dad: So what? My dick is bigger than yours!
--Yankee Stadium
Dude: biotch. Spelled b-y-o-c . . . some shit like that. It's Chinese.
--116 & Broadway
Guy #1: I love her so much...I won't even jack off to her.
Guy #2: I guess I don't love her as much as you do.
--Broadway & Thames
Woman: We'll have the perfectly peanut butter sundae.
Store girl: Okay, sure.
Man: Come on, you know I fucking hate the taste of peanut butter!
Woman: Are you kidding me? I ate your jizz just a couple of hours ago, I think you eating the ice cream I want would be a decent fucking compromise!
Store girl: ...Um...Yeah, so...I'm taking that as extra peanut butter.
--Dylan's Candy Bar, 3rd Avenue
Chick: I've already slept with 6 professors and it's only two weeks
into the semester.
Guy: Tell me about it. I slept with this one prof last night...he really taught me a thing or two.
--4th & Mercer
Conductor: Attention, ladies and gentlemen on the platform. Yes, this is a C train. If you are waiting for the F train you have gots to get on this train, no ifs, ands or buts about it. Just get on this train, and we will discuss it as we roll.
--C train
Teen boy: Wow, look, my feet are bigger than yours!
Dad: So what? My dick is bigger than yours!
--Yankee Stadium