career fair power

[bigmacdaddieo]

so I have the career fair. It's really late, and I just realized that I bought resume paper that was watermarked. Let this be a lesson: Anytime a box of nice resume paper says the words "exceptional resume paper," there's totally something weird with it. It could be made out of babies, it might be radioactive, it could even turn into one of those new Gilette Fusion razors and proceed to shave your bone. Either way, now all my resumes have this weird watermark on them. I don't think it looks professional, but I'll have to deal with it. However, the paper is a nice shade of white and strong and textured. Mmmmm... texture...

There are some sickass people coming to campus tomorrow. I'm pumped up. Now I just need sleep.