Odd

Nov 25, 2005 10:40

Some readers may be grossed out by this non link blog related post.

I just removed a foreign object from my belly button... I have no clue what it was... but I do know it had been in there for atleast a year and a half... just at the very bottom of my belly button (it's an innie for those not intimatly aquainted with the anatomy of Peter. When I discovered it, I thought it may have been a loose stich, tried to pull out, but was quite sharp, and seemed imobile. Noticed it ocasionally if I ever stuck my finger deep enough into my bellybutton. Well i've been avoiding work for the last 13 hours or so on an essay, and sure enough... after the use of chopsticks to prey my belly button open... I have removed the obstruction... which apears to be a seed of some kind? It was growing hair as well, which allowed me to grasp it. I was simply amazed when it came off, always figured it was a part of me.

Resisted urge to eat it. It's now in a small container for safe keeping.

My bellybutton feels, so empty now. So small.
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