MUCHA SIZE ME BABY!
A big thanks goes out to Mis, Linds, Jules, and especially Triple D, our 15 year old Designated Driver w/ a Permit! And Becky, sorry for the MULTIPLE times I called you drunk off my ass.....again!
Last night I had a blast. "Who goes to Applebee's to get drunk?" We had some appetizers, MUCHA sized drinks, and none other than a "heart to heart" conversation on the rocks! After dinner, to your disbelief, I pulled a weiner out of the vending machine! Actually it was a sticker machine outside of Applebees in the lobby. Me and Linds spotted a weiner dog sticker and I HAD TO HAVE IT! Lucky for me I had my last two quarters in my pocket, placed em' in the machine, pushed the metal piece in, and out popped a WEINER! It was my lucky night!
After dinner, we went to Gramma Hawks and then back to Lindsays. Linds, Mis, and Jules made me perform drunk tests to see if I was ok to drive home. Yeah, I WASNT. They all dared me to fart because I have never farted in front of them before.....so i did. LOL A few times......like prolly twenty. LOL j/k more like 10.
Thanks Triple Dee for driving me home. It only took us a good 45 minutes because she drives 20 in a 45, but that's ok, I was just glad to make it there alive!
As for tonight, I have my home inspection, then vet appt, then I promised Mark I would be at the Christmas party for a little while, so I have to go there after the vet. Cant wait for tomorrow tho....BAR NIGHT!!!!! yay!
Last night I had a blast. "Who goes to Applebee's to get drunk?" We had some appetizers, MUCHA sized drinks, and none other than a "heart to heart" conversation on the rocks! After dinner, to your disbelief, I pulled a weiner out of the vending machine! Actually it was a sticker machine outside of Applebees in the lobby. Me and Linds spotted a weiner dog sticker and I HAD TO HAVE IT! Lucky for me I had my last two quarters in my pocket, placed em' in the machine, pushed the metal piece in, and out popped a WEINER! It was my lucky night!
After dinner, we went to Gramma Hawks and then back to Lindsays. Linds, Mis, and Jules made me perform drunk tests to see if I was ok to drive home. Yeah, I WASNT. They all dared me to fart because I have never farted in front of them before.....so i did. LOL A few times......like prolly twenty. LOL j/k more like 10.
Thanks Triple Dee for driving me home. It only took us a good 45 minutes because she drives 20 in a 45, but that's ok, I was just glad to make it there alive!
As for tonight, I have my home inspection, then vet appt, then I promised Mark I would be at the Christmas party for a little while, so I have to go there after the vet. Cant wait for tomorrow tho....BAR NIGHT!!!!! yay!