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I was just trying to sleep but I came on this thing because a weird thing happened to me. I was just lying there trying to sleep when I heard the noise Toad makes in Mario Kart when he slips on a banana peel! I don't know where it came from! Everyone is asleep in my house and if it was only in my head, well my thoughts must be pretty loud because I heard it clear as day! "OW!WOWOWOWOW....". So yeah now I can't sleep. Today I woke up and got a call from FSC. I'm finally in. So I made an appointment to pick classes and then I decided to make this gingerbread cake thing from a box. I put a candle I found in it and me and my mom tried to pretend it was a celebration cake but I remembered how I've been accepted to like...4 schools before and this one isn't even different. So then we thought it could be a Jesus cake but then I just told her it can be my half-birthday cake (even though my half birthday was January 11th). So then when the cake was done I went to my mom (who was playing nintendo in the living room) and was like "HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY YAAAY" and she looked up and i guess she died in the game as she did so then she was yelling "YOU KILLED ME WHY. WHY'D I HAVE TO LOOK UP. NOOO DAMN YOUR HALF BIRTHDAY SHIT CAKE WHYYYY". she needs to take a chill pill or maybe lay off the videogames, theyre making her hostile. so then i showered and my dad took me to the FSC meeting i had and i walked into the room and this black girl was like "wait in line" and so i was like "well i have an appointment....right now". and then she was like "well i need to talk to her first" so i was like "well too bad i have an appointment at 3:30 and, oh look... IT'S 3:30" so then she got the hint and fucked off. i picked out my classes: orientation to education, world civilizations 3, writing 2, adolescent pyschology, and BARFphysics BARF. then when it was time to leave my dad wanted to drive my car to see how its like and he was like "now are there any special tricks i need to know about starting up this car?" (because allisons car you have to hold down the highbeams as you turn the key). so i was like "nope", but my dad put the key in the ignition wrong so i said "you have to flip the key and put it in again" and he got so amazed and was like "YOU HAVE TO PUT THE KEY IN TWICE TO MAKE IT START?? TRICKY!!!". i came home and went to nico's where people were and then later came home and watched MXC, my favorite show. this asian before starting her run yelled "YASSIR ARRAFAT!" and this other asian man was like "OXYCONTIN!!" it made me laugh, why are asians the super race? i love them, everyone does. why can't i be a cool myspace asian? wait a minute, I CAN BE! i am no longer kristen sauvageau, my new name is karrick kwan from now on. baahaha. so then i slept and then i heard Toad, and here I am..... what a life.
OW!WOWOWOWOW....
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