So what if I have work in the morning?
Here goes:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better. If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Questions provided by the lovely Daniela
1. what is your biggest pet peeve? why?
I have a lot of really small and stupid pet peeves. My old top was people who park in front of buildings with their car running and their hazard lights on...I always wanted to just steal the car and drive down the block, park it, lock the keys in it and move on.
Recently I've developed two new ones in place of the old since I don't come across it quite so much outside the suburbs. The first, and most of you will probably relate to this one, is people in lectures who through some combination of narcissism, pretension, and the ability to be completely oblivious to those around them answer a professors question (no question is actually required here, only an infinitesimal pause from the teacher) with a 20 minute speech that generally has nothing to do with the subject of the lecture other than the fact that they share the word "the".
The second is pretty isolated to myself and others in my vocation. When caterers throw out a clients leftovers before letting me have some. Oh sorry, did you want one of these 8000 bagels before i throw them in the garbage and dump stale coffee on top? Why yes in fact I did you heartless son of a bitch.
2. if your life was a drinking game, everyone would do a shot when...
Depends on the level of intoxication they were attempting to achieve. For light drinkers, go with whenever I get a bubble tea.
For a good buzz you could take a shot when I whistle as Im walking down the street.
If you're going for I just killed my family by running over them with the car and just want to forget the pain, drink whenever someone mentions my ass or Sharon and I reference our complete lack of attraction for one another.
3. if you were a superhero, who would you be? why?
Id want to be like Milo Ventimiglia's character on heroes. Gains the powers of those I come in contact with. Firstly, because it means I dont just have one power, I can have lots, and Im greedy when it comes to my super powers. But for a slightly deeper answer I'll say that it is because I'm a bit of a chameleon with my personality. I act very differently depending if Im with one good friend, a group of strangers, and even between different groups of friends there are differences.
4. what is your ideal girl like? (if you were gay) ideal man?
We will go with personality first. As always I start with Sass, she has to have it in spades. Nothing is quite as attractive as biting sarcasm. Quick witted, she needs to be able to keep up with me. Thats not saying Im funny and she needs to be too, but she needs to atleast get the random ass joke that comes out of my mouth even if she doesnt think, or it just plain isnt funny. That being said, she needs to think I'm, and it'd be nice if I reciprocated. Not for my ego as a would be humorist, but because I make so many stupid and awful jokes that if she doesn't find atleast a few of them funny then its just not going to work out. Needs to be as smart or smarter than me.
Physical. I don't have a set type. I've dated blondes, brunettes, in betweens. Big boobs, small boobs, whatever. If you ask me what I generally find hot if Im just looking at girls walking down the street, I'll say brunette, long hair, dark eyes, tall, thin, something a little alternative about her (clothes, piercing, something like that). That being said, I'm a big fan of a girl having to go up on her tippy toes to give me a kiss...that fucking kills me. So if there is something else about you that catches my eye and your personality is close to above I'll be happy.
5. if you could do one thing exactly 100 times in one year, every year, for tthe rest of your life... what would it be? why?
Find a new album that I loved. Currently its like...once every 6 months that I can manage to find some new cd or artist that is just fantastic...if I could make that twice a week, I would be pretty happy.
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better. If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Questions provided by the lovely Daniela
1. what is your biggest pet peeve? why?
I have a lot of really small and stupid pet peeves. My old top was people who park in front of buildings with their car running and their hazard lights on...I always wanted to just steal the car and drive down the block, park it, lock the keys in it and move on.
Recently I've developed two new ones in place of the old since I don't come across it quite so much outside the suburbs. The first, and most of you will probably relate to this one, is people in lectures who through some combination of narcissism, pretension, and the ability to be completely oblivious to those around them answer a professors question (no question is actually required here, only an infinitesimal pause from the teacher) with a 20 minute speech that generally has nothing to do with the subject of the lecture other than the fact that they share the word "the".
The second is pretty isolated to myself and others in my vocation. When caterers throw out a clients leftovers before letting me have some. Oh sorry, did you want one of these 8000 bagels before i throw them in the garbage and dump stale coffee on top? Why yes in fact I did you heartless son of a bitch.
2. if your life was a drinking game, everyone would do a shot when...
Depends on the level of intoxication they were attempting to achieve. For light drinkers, go with whenever I get a bubble tea.
For a good buzz you could take a shot when I whistle as Im walking down the street.
If you're going for I just killed my family by running over them with the car and just want to forget the pain, drink whenever someone mentions my ass or Sharon and I reference our complete lack of attraction for one another.
3. if you were a superhero, who would you be? why?
Id want to be like Milo Ventimiglia's character on heroes. Gains the powers of those I come in contact with. Firstly, because it means I dont just have one power, I can have lots, and Im greedy when it comes to my super powers. But for a slightly deeper answer I'll say that it is because I'm a bit of a chameleon with my personality. I act very differently depending if Im with one good friend, a group of strangers, and even between different groups of friends there are differences.
4. what is your ideal girl like? (if you were gay) ideal man?
We will go with personality first. As always I start with Sass, she has to have it in spades. Nothing is quite as attractive as biting sarcasm. Quick witted, she needs to be able to keep up with me. Thats not saying Im funny and she needs to be too, but she needs to atleast get the random ass joke that comes out of my mouth even if she doesnt think, or it just plain isnt funny. That being said, she needs to think I'm, and it'd be nice if I reciprocated. Not for my ego as a would be humorist, but because I make so many stupid and awful jokes that if she doesn't find atleast a few of them funny then its just not going to work out. Needs to be as smart or smarter than me.
Physical. I don't have a set type. I've dated blondes, brunettes, in betweens. Big boobs, small boobs, whatever. If you ask me what I generally find hot if Im just looking at girls walking down the street, I'll say brunette, long hair, dark eyes, tall, thin, something a little alternative about her (clothes, piercing, something like that). That being said, I'm a big fan of a girl having to go up on her tippy toes to give me a kiss...that fucking kills me. So if there is something else about you that catches my eye and your personality is close to above I'll be happy.
5. if you could do one thing exactly 100 times in one year, every year, for tthe rest of your life... what would it be? why?
Find a new album that I loved. Currently its like...once every 6 months that I can manage to find some new cd or artist that is just fantastic...if I could make that twice a week, I would be pretty happy.