I thoguht moving was the worst thing a person could do...
So, it turns out that isnt true. Not moving is actually way worse...but only when you are trying to move in the first place. Let me explain. So Sharon(my roommate to those who dont know) is out of town for awhile, and Im using the alone time to pack up all my shit and move it over to my new place. Atleast that was the plan. After I loaded up my car, bought some new sheets, and drove over there, I discovered that the only peopel who were in the house have gone off for a week to some undisclosed destination and I will, most likely, be unable to move until they return. So now Ive just got a car sitting in my parking lot, loaded with shit, hoping no one jacks it.
In other more awesome news, I just made the tastiest breakfast sandwhich ever. I was makign some garlic fries with the breakfast sandwhich but im too full and dont want the deliciousness to be tainted by other flaovrs, so the fries will wait til tomorrow.
Anyway I am bored, and thee things are awesome ways to kill time, so here we go.
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ sauce, sweet and sour, honey, ranch, whatever is around I'll dip a little in each.
Were you a boy/girl scout?
Helllllll no!
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
depends on how you break that sentence down. if its would I ever strip not for a magazine the answer is yes and have. If its strip for a magazine then the answer is depends on how much they are paying or who will benefit from it. If someone said hey I'll cure cancer if you take a few nudey pics for my magazine...thats hard to say no to. Then again someone saying I'll give you a large sum of money to do it would also be rather enticing. Yeah ya know, I cant deny the world this oppurtunity. It would be selfish of me not to share this godlike physique with mankind. Who wants to take the pictures?
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I sent a friend of mine a letter when she was in France, it took way to damn long but was rather satisfying.
Can you change the oil in a car?
I feel that I would be capable of such a feet if I needed to. I actually always wanted to do it myself but my mom told me if she found out I did shed take away my car...so i never did.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yeah..going downhill in the parking lot of a community college...it was lame.
Ran out of gas?
Nope, but there were some close calls on my cross country journey.
Best thing for breakfast:
Some combination of eggs, meat, and bread product formed into a sandwhich of delicious proportions. Brekfast bagel, quesadilla, burrito, etc.
What is your usual bedtime?
Depends on the time of year, but I probably average midnight. Im lame.
Do you read the newspaper?
I read online news, and I read the Michigan newspaper when I want to laugh because its bad...yeah i know i wrote for them for awhile but still, its funny.
How many languages?
English, Japanese(badly), Italian(even Badlier), l337 speak, innuendo, and most important of all sass!
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No, im too cheap. But if I wasnt I would get popular science and wired, cus im a nerd like that.
Which are better Legos or Lincoln Logs?
Legos, much more versatile.
Red wine or white wine?
Depends on the dish.
Favorite season:
Yeah...Fall.
Afraid of heights?
Err...yes and no, if there is somethign like a rail or what not that i feel i could grab in case of emergency Im fine, but like...the roof of a buiildign no thx.
Ever wanted to be a a teacher?
I would love to be a teacher. I tried to be one this summer but the fuckers at the computer camp didnt tell me they hired me until i missed the first day.
Favorite TV channels?
Sci-fi
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Leno... actually... conan. but that wasn't an option. so... fine. leno. (I agree with this answer)
Sing in the car?
Oh yeah!
Ever used a gun?
Never shot a gun, but my sister's ex worked for customs and he let me handle his unloaded 9mm. I went special forces on that thing and tried to dissasemble it and put it back together quickly, then i cocked it back and pretended i was a badass...then my mom saw and that was the end of that.
Are musicals cheesy?
Some are, some are just good fun.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Astronaut (that one is still real but not pursued), video game maker(still easily doable), Magician(not that david copperfield bullshit, im talking like Harry Potter style sorcery).
Do you believe in ghosts?
I have to, because I believe in magic, and I feel that if I deny one the other wont come true.
Are you superstitious?
Not particularly, I knock on wood and protect myself with pirate power, but other than that.
Take vitamins daily?
If by daily you mean every couple weeks when i see the bottle and remember to.
Wear a bath robe?
Yeah, they are comfy.
What do you wear to bed?
Generally pajama pants or nothing.
Favorite genre of music?
No idea, i like lots.
Any tattoos?
Ive got a permanent mark from a pencil that a kid stabbed me with, does that count?
Any piercings?
Nope
Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
target fo shizzy.
Nike or Adidas?
I dont wear sneakers, unless I have to, in which case the answere is whichever sells a cheaper size 13.
Fritos or Cheetos?
Dangerously Cheeeesy.
Ever take dance lessons?
Not to sound overly gay, but yes...ice.
Is there a profession that you picture your perfect future spouse having?
Most likely something that requries an assload of education to do. Otherwise, despite my spouses actual intelligence, I'll constantly be angry that they had it easy.
Have you ever won a spelling bee?
No, fuck spelling. If einstein doesnt need it, I dont need it.
Own any record albums?
Ive got a big box that i took from my step-dad when we moved...but i have no idea where they are...he might have gotten rid of them afterall.
Own a record player?
No...
Regularly burn incense?
I did in high school, and i still have lots, but i dont burn it
Tea or coffee?
Tea.
Favorite kind of cookie?
The uncooked dough kind.
Can you swim well?
When im in some sort of aerobic shape. Otherwise I have nice form but gasp for air and sink.
Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Yeah, due to some underwater torture methods emplyed bt my mother when i was a baby i do have that ability.
Ever had braces or a mouth piece?
No
Are you artistic?
I pretend. (thats a good answer)
Are you patient?
Depends on the situation. Mostly yes.
Ever won a contest?
probably.
best room for a fireplace?
Bedroom seems like a really good place for it.
Beach or mountains?
Gotta go with beach, because I've only been to the mountains once and it wasn't the most fun ever.
In other more awesome news, I just made the tastiest breakfast sandwhich ever. I was makign some garlic fries with the breakfast sandwhich but im too full and dont want the deliciousness to be tainted by other flaovrs, so the fries will wait til tomorrow.
Anyway I am bored, and thee things are awesome ways to kill time, so here we go.
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ sauce, sweet and sour, honey, ranch, whatever is around I'll dip a little in each.
Were you a boy/girl scout?
Helllllll no!
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
depends on how you break that sentence down. if its would I ever strip not for a magazine the answer is yes and have. If its strip for a magazine then the answer is depends on how much they are paying or who will benefit from it. If someone said hey I'll cure cancer if you take a few nudey pics for my magazine...thats hard to say no to. Then again someone saying I'll give you a large sum of money to do it would also be rather enticing. Yeah ya know, I cant deny the world this oppurtunity. It would be selfish of me not to share this godlike physique with mankind. Who wants to take the pictures?
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I sent a friend of mine a letter when she was in France, it took way to damn long but was rather satisfying.
Can you change the oil in a car?
I feel that I would be capable of such a feet if I needed to. I actually always wanted to do it myself but my mom told me if she found out I did shed take away my car...so i never did.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yeah..going downhill in the parking lot of a community college...it was lame.
Ran out of gas?
Nope, but there were some close calls on my cross country journey.
Best thing for breakfast:
Some combination of eggs, meat, and bread product formed into a sandwhich of delicious proportions. Brekfast bagel, quesadilla, burrito, etc.
What is your usual bedtime?
Depends on the time of year, but I probably average midnight. Im lame.
Do you read the newspaper?
I read online news, and I read the Michigan newspaper when I want to laugh because its bad...yeah i know i wrote for them for awhile but still, its funny.
How many languages?
English, Japanese(badly), Italian(even Badlier), l337 speak, innuendo, and most important of all sass!
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No, im too cheap. But if I wasnt I would get popular science and wired, cus im a nerd like that.
Which are better Legos or Lincoln Logs?
Legos, much more versatile.
Red wine or white wine?
Depends on the dish.
Favorite season:
Yeah...Fall.
Afraid of heights?
Err...yes and no, if there is somethign like a rail or what not that i feel i could grab in case of emergency Im fine, but like...the roof of a buiildign no thx.
Ever wanted to be a a teacher?
I would love to be a teacher. I tried to be one this summer but the fuckers at the computer camp didnt tell me they hired me until i missed the first day.
Favorite TV channels?
Sci-fi
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Leno... actually... conan. but that wasn't an option. so... fine. leno. (I agree with this answer)
Sing in the car?
Oh yeah!
Ever used a gun?
Never shot a gun, but my sister's ex worked for customs and he let me handle his unloaded 9mm. I went special forces on that thing and tried to dissasemble it and put it back together quickly, then i cocked it back and pretended i was a badass...then my mom saw and that was the end of that.
Are musicals cheesy?
Some are, some are just good fun.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Astronaut (that one is still real but not pursued), video game maker(still easily doable), Magician(not that david copperfield bullshit, im talking like Harry Potter style sorcery).
Do you believe in ghosts?
I have to, because I believe in magic, and I feel that if I deny one the other wont come true.
Are you superstitious?
Not particularly, I knock on wood and protect myself with pirate power, but other than that.
Take vitamins daily?
If by daily you mean every couple weeks when i see the bottle and remember to.
Wear a bath robe?
Yeah, they are comfy.
What do you wear to bed?
Generally pajama pants or nothing.
Favorite genre of music?
No idea, i like lots.
Any tattoos?
Ive got a permanent mark from a pencil that a kid stabbed me with, does that count?
Any piercings?
Nope
Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
target fo shizzy.
Nike or Adidas?
I dont wear sneakers, unless I have to, in which case the answere is whichever sells a cheaper size 13.
Fritos or Cheetos?
Dangerously Cheeeesy.
Ever take dance lessons?
Not to sound overly gay, but yes...ice.
Is there a profession that you picture your perfect future spouse having?
Most likely something that requries an assload of education to do. Otherwise, despite my spouses actual intelligence, I'll constantly be angry that they had it easy.
Have you ever won a spelling bee?
No, fuck spelling. If einstein doesnt need it, I dont need it.
Own any record albums?
Ive got a big box that i took from my step-dad when we moved...but i have no idea where they are...he might have gotten rid of them afterall.
Own a record player?
No...
Regularly burn incense?
I did in high school, and i still have lots, but i dont burn it
Tea or coffee?
Tea.
Favorite kind of cookie?
The uncooked dough kind.
Can you swim well?
When im in some sort of aerobic shape. Otherwise I have nice form but gasp for air and sink.
Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Yeah, due to some underwater torture methods emplyed bt my mother when i was a baby i do have that ability.
Ever had braces or a mouth piece?
No
Are you artistic?
I pretend. (thats a good answer)
Are you patient?
Depends on the situation. Mostly yes.
Ever won a contest?
probably.
best room for a fireplace?
Bedroom seems like a really good place for it.
Beach or mountains?
Gotta go with beach, because I've only been to the mountains once and it wasn't the most fun ever.