Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.

[bigkalf]

Hah, is that not the most awesome subject line you've read in a long time?

Well, happenings continue to occur.  There is a car that I am taking a very close look at, but as I do not want to curse it I shan't give out details yet.  But I am very excited about it, and as I seem to actually have a job now, my dad is willing to take steps toward

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Elaboration

[pixietrick]

A.) You only EVER kicked butt at anything that involved a hoop, a ball, a bat, or a track;
B.) If you don't remember the elevator incident, it was because you were soooo screwed up when it happened you didn't remember ANYTHING;
C.) That story left too much to the imagination...here's HOW IT REALLY WENT:
Scene: Back patio of nightclub, Ussama is sitting basically on top of Andrea on a bench. They are BOTH drunk.
Big A** Guy: Hey there, Smilie (directed at Andrea).
Ussama (belligerently): Could you f*** off, please? (He said PLEASE!) You see she is taken.
Big A** Guy begins to take off all jewelry and sweatshirt, which he then tries to hand to his friends, who are of course, laughing their a**es off at this situation.
Andrea, immediately the peacemaker, jumps up in between. Bouncer shows up, asks big guy to leave. On his way out, Big Guy calls Andrea a Slut. She's incredulous, but Ussama, realizing that that whole "underdog thing" is like, totally overrated, shuts the hell up.
They walk outside where Big Guy, not to be forgotten or shown up, is waiting for them. He attempts to wrap his hands around Uss' neck, then Andrea steps in AGAIN and says "Please leave him alone, he didn't mean any disrespect. We have to go home, I have to ...make...us...pancakes..." (I swear it sounded PERFECT in my tipsy lil' brain).
Then Thomas (his name was Thomas ;) ) shows up after we discover we've been towed, offers Andrea and Ussama a few lines (which we declined), Ussama goes outside to wait for Andrea's friend who is coming to pick them up, and Thomas offers Andrea (and, in absentia, Ussama) a lil' more than just blow. Well, I think he actually had blow in mind then, too.
SO...if you want a short, slanted version of the story, ask Uss. If you want the TRUTH, ask a Pixie.
You should see if Fox is hiring, Uss. :) :) They like their versions of the story more than the real deal, too.
Pixxx (K)

Re: Addendum

[pixietrick]

Okay, if you add them both together, shake, stir and divide by two, I think you get the story. Oh, except that thing about Angelina Jolie. That stands alone as the gospel according to ANYONE WITH A PULSE.
Incidentally: Thirteen of the 20 Hottest Women in Hollywood (according to E!) have tattoes. No info on body-piercings.
LOL...I totally forgot that camel jockey bit. I'd have gone with sand n***er myself. Obviously, a joke.

Re: Elaboration

[pixietrick]

Umm. That makes it sound like I called you a camel jockey...? I guess you meant that I was disrespecting him as well?

Why'd you take out your little blurb about Angelina Jolie?? It couldn't be because you've changed your mind!

I think this concludes that semester's embarassing sh**. You should tell them about the time my phone went off in your lecture...I still say the Charlie's Angels theme song is a great ring tone.

;)
Pix

Re: Elaboration

[bigkalf]

Sigh. I was unaware explicit details were desired. If they are -

It started with Andrea smiling at this guy repeatedly inside the club, while getting drink. Andrea says it's because she was just being friendly, he saw it as something else. After having done this repeatedly, she's outside smoking a cigarette when the guy shows up and says "Hey, Smiley". Then I said, "Could you fuck off, please". His friends laughed at this, the guy got embarrassed. Me, not realizing that I had already said enough said, "Don't worry, he's just talking shit, won't do anything." So he started to take off his sweatshirt, jewelry, etc and was presently tossed out of the club by a bouncer. On the way out he said, "Keep your slut under wraps." We, for whatever reason, left pretty soon after this incident and he was waiting on the street, approached and said "I'm not talking now bitch". Technically, he was, but I was smart enough to keep this one to myself. So he approached me, pushed me, I pushed him back. Then we started talking about the circumstances, that I had been disrespecting him by what I said, etc and at one point called me a camel jockey. I was actually quite impressed he had placed me as one (as was Andrea). I said that was fine and might well be true, but he had disrespected me by the way he acted, and by what he said when he had left. Then he started in with the pushing again (he didn't want a real fight, just the show of one), and put his hands around my neck, which I pulled off and pushed back. At this point, Andrea steps up between us, says the whole thing about how she's going to go home and cook us pancakes, and the guy does some kinda stare down thing to me, which I reciprocated. He then advised Andrea to tell me to watch my mouth, and left, with his friend (who had been standing alongside the whole time, playing the role of the guy who pulls him off....no, chill out man, etc). Then the whole Thomas thing happened, the details of which I agree with Pix. A ridiculous incident, alcohol does loosen the tongue though. There. That's the whole story. UT Journalism, approved.

Val Kilmer has gone up in my books. He made the best out of a really bad movie, the best being Angelina Jolie.

http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=13645802

Re: Elaboration

[pixietrick]

Long story short (wayyy too late for that):

Drunk, smart-ass Ussama + Drunk, overly-friendly Andrea= near-death incident

:)