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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in cuntsnot's hair (-12 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, mrjackson2000 (-5000 points). Last Saturday shaunaw and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I pulled pyrostangchic's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5012 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
BigJB1877