May 16th..
My parents are going out of town for about a week and a half. This means many things.
1) Coke bing.
2) People doing fat rails off my ass.
3) Petting zoo in my kitchen. (Dave should be back, you down for this?)
4) Watching Soaps in my underwear with a box full of ding dongs.
5) Crying until Dr. Phil comes on.
6) Crying because of the striking resemblance of Dr.Phil and Dr.Berry.
7) Buying a loin cloth and putting zip lines in my house.
8) Making a cave man porno. (cloth optional folks)
9) knocking down a few walls.
10) Fulfilling my child hood dream of crawling through the heat ducts and finding where they lead to.
11) Meeting people from Detroit and having Cock Fights outside.
12) Find my parents life savings, take it to the bank and exchange it all for pennies, fill my house and swim in it like Darwin the duck.
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1) Coke bing.
2) People doing fat rails off my ass.
3) Petting zoo in my kitchen. (Dave should be back, you down for this?)
4) Watching Soaps in my underwear with a box full of ding dongs.
5) Crying until Dr. Phil comes on.
6) Crying because of the striking resemblance of Dr.Phil and Dr.Berry.
7) Buying a loin cloth and putting zip lines in my house.
8) Making a cave man porno. (cloth optional folks)
9) knocking down a few walls.
10) Fulfilling my child hood dream of crawling through the heat ducts and finding where they lead to.
11) Meeting people from Detroit and having Cock Fights outside.
12) Find my parents life savings, take it to the bank and exchange it all for pennies, fill my house and swim in it like Darwin the duck.
-------Da Da Da Da Da DUCK TAILS-----------