i'm so fuckin dumb
So yesterday was the most interesting New Year's yet. Yesterday was my day off but I got called in to work at the circle store from 8-4:30. At 4 my Speedway calls and sees if I can work until 6:30 at that store, I'm like it's my day off but what the hay, I can still have fun tonight. So I work until 6:45 at my speedway. Danielle picks me up so we can go to her uncle's property and get sloshed. But we have to stop at my dad's house first so my brother's girlfriend can buy for us. That took forever. We get back to my mom's house and asked my brother to roll our weed. So on the way to the property Danielle's ready to light up the joint. She gets fuckin ripped and we go to a gas station and instead of going into the entrance of the parking lot we go into the ditch right before the entrance. Luckily we got out ok and I went to the bathroom. The guy inside the gas station was seriously creepy and sounded like Goofy, the cartoon character. I asked the worker guy where exactly we were and he's like technically Midland county but in between Midland and Beaverton. When I was telling MeyKey about it he actually laughed. I have never heard him laugh, it was great. So we make Michelle drive since she didn't smoke any. We end up finding the property like 2 hours after we intended to find it, but we pass it, so Michelle is trying to make a three-point turn. That doesn't work because instead of putting it in drive she keeps in reverse and now our tail end is in the ditch. I was not going to be sitting on the side of the road when the clock struck midnight so we did everything possible to get out of there. Finally we just called a tow truck man and he got us out easy. And we were actually in Coleman, how we got there I have no idea. So then we got to Speedway and Chris has to change a tire. I haven't taken off my uniform yet so I'm stuck working for him while he's changing the tire of three girls who stole their mother's vehicle, my day off, so not fair. After that I talk to my dad and say the sober driver got us in a ditch we would feel more comfortable drinking over there and he actually let me drink over there. What the fuck, he's the one that had the problem with this in the first place. But I don't care, I got to get drunk on New Year's Eve but yeah the rest of it kinda sucked. But that was my fun night.
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVERYBODY
Signing off...
Big Head in a Lil Top Hat