Blending in
Jason and i get on the train which is stuffed to the brim with people. The doors close and we're squished against opposite sides of the doors.
"Hey Jason, this is almost kind of romantic"
"Good thing im on my side, you can't do shit to me"
"Well i COULD just make my own entry from the side"
"errhhh-"
"I DO have an exacto knife in my bag which i can tape to my penis to make a make-shift-bayonette which i could then initiate in close quarter combat with your pelvis."
"im so not talking to you anymore"
"Of course id have to cut your leg off first -"
he flees the train.
People are staring at me with a look of absolute terror.
Mission successfull.
"Hey Jason, this is almost kind of romantic"
"Good thing im on my side, you can't do shit to me"
"Well i COULD just make my own entry from the side"
"errhhh-"
"I DO have an exacto knife in my bag which i can tape to my penis to make a make-shift-bayonette which i could then initiate in close quarter combat with your pelvis."
"im so not talking to you anymore"
"Of course id have to cut your leg off first -"
he flees the train.
People are staring at me with a look of absolute terror.
Mission successfull.