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Hey guys, guess what I did over Christmas Break???
Here's Shelby, my best friend. She was excited because she got her first zit.
Here's my friend Matilda with her mom. They don't really get along but they smiled for the picture anyway. Her mom bribes her with space camp money in order to keep her from telling everyone about her addiction to horseshoe racing.
Look, it's Elizabeth Berkeley! She was my sponsor. She's not really Elizabeth Berkeley but she always tells everyone she is! She's a friggin sluuuutttt, though! Leah Thompson was my mom's friend from high school. They had a falling out when Leah became famous though. One time Leah sold a bunch of my mom's cookie recipies to Tollhouse and didn't give my mom any credit! WTF?!?!?!
My friend Sam got stuck in between the COCKpit and the BALLroom. It took us two hours to get that mofo outta there!
Oh, the fun of space camp!!!!!