ready to make my fortune
Starting Sunday morning, I will be auctioning off "Human Lawn Ornaments" on ebay. There will be a pre-auction party at my house Saturday nite (which oddly coincides with New Years, but that's just coincidence), followed by posting of pictures of the ornaments on ebay (probably in varying states of dress), then let the bidding begin! Buyer Beware! You will be responsible for any and all transportation of your new purchase including any accesories that may be included with your ornament, which may include any or all of the following (depending on model): empty bottles, half full bottles, misc clothing articles (soiled or not), empty wallets (please note: if wallet is not empty, notify seller immediately! wallet will be promptly emptied then returned to you), partially eaten food articles, previously eaten food/drink articles, or other misc items within a 50 foot diameter of your ornament. Please check ebay beginning Sunday morning and Happy Bidding!