Snurched from
romulantbonz "If I were X, I would be..."
a month: September. Not too hot, but not too chilly, still a decent amount of daylight. Similarly, I'm a big fan of April and May.
a weekday: Thursday.
a time of day: Midnight..
a planet: Jupiter.
a piece of furniture: A sofa.
a fruit: A Granny Smith apple.
a sin: Sloth.
a liquid: Cherry Coke Zero.
a tree: An oak.
a flower: A tulip.
a type of weather: A torrential downpour.
an animal: A goldfish.
a color: Green.
an herb: Mint.
a voice: Baritone.
a chemical element: Neon.
a car: A Pontiac Bonneville. The sporty kind they made in the 90s and 2000s, not the crappy 80s grandma car I actually owned.
a food: New England clam chowder.
a drink made of alcohol: Midori Sour.
a place on Earth: Hawaii.
a number: 9.
a date: January 1st.
shoes: sneakers.
a saying: "There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
a song: "God Only Knows."
a movie: Love Actually
a character from a book: Peter Hatcher (from Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing)
a mythological creature: Do those giant friggin' eagles in Lord of the Rings count?
a character from a comic: Goat from Pearls Before Swine