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Dear scarily buff shirtless pedophile on the 54:
We all know you have big muscles. We can see them. Please, put your fucking shirt back on. And stop talking to that boy. I doubt he swings your way. AT ALL. And the facts his friends were confused and giggling makes me believe you didn't know him. You're a disgrace to gay people everywhere.
Sincerly,
A concerned gay american
PS- Shave off the "I'm gonna rape you" mostashe please?
On a completely different note:
Girl in freshman hall: "Shayna, you're swinging like a hippopotamus."
Me: "Whaaaa?"
GIFH: "Oh, sorry"
Me: "WHAAAA?! I DON"T GET IT... Hippos don't swing..."
*runs*
You had to be there.
We all know you have big muscles. We can see them. Please, put your fucking shirt back on. And stop talking to that boy. I doubt he swings your way. AT ALL. And the facts his friends were confused and giggling makes me believe you didn't know him. You're a disgrace to gay people everywhere.
Sincerly,
A concerned gay american
PS- Shave off the "I'm gonna rape you" mostashe please?
On a completely different note:
Girl in freshman hall: "Shayna, you're swinging like a hippopotamus."
Me: "Whaaaa?"
GIFH: "Oh, sorry"
Me: "WHAAAA?! I DON"T GET IT... Hippos don't swing..."
*runs*
You had to be there.