4.

[biggestguns]

God, this is humiliating.

So, I'm not really used to this whole thing, sorry if I get it wrong.

I think it's supposed to go "Help! I've been kidnapped! You're my only hope!"

Something like that? Well...if someone could get to rescuing me sometime soon, that'd be great. I'll pay you back by rescuing you once I'm out of this slump.

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[heroicfanboy]

A damsel in distress? That's a textbook example of a heroic quest! Th,the Princess wouldn't get mad at me if I rescued someone else, right?

Alright, a hero must hear the cry of the voiceless voices! I'll do it!

[biggestguns]

Yeah, I guess I'm one of those...damsels.

Could you just like, save me and not make too big a deal out of it?

[heroicfanboy]

O,of course! I'll get on it right away!

...Uhm, who was the one that kidnapped you, again?

[biggestguns]

That villain wannabe Garland. He's more serious or something this time than last time we met, but seriously, this couldn't be more embarrassing.

[heroicfanboy]

Villain wannabe? [Thinking] I guess I can sort of sympathize... [/]

Do you have any idea where I can find both of you?

[knockyoualldown]

You can come if you want, but I should give you fair warning that my dungeon's a little bit on the unassailable side these days.

[heroicfanboy]

You're Garland? Uhm, I'm sorry, but I think I have to rescue the person you kidnapped. Hero's Oaths and all that...

[Sigh] I suppose we can't just let this go without a dungeon run, then? Can't really say I'm too excited about it, but it can't be as bad as the rest of the castle, right? I wonder if I get to join a party again...

Anyways, I'll be right there...

[knockyoualldown]

The only way you're getting in here without a dungeon run is with an unconditional surrender.

[heroicfanboy]

[Thinking] Well, I suppose that I could lie like I did that one time with Ma-No! What am I saying?! I'm a hero now! [/]

I,I can't do that! It's a hero's duty to protect the innocent and rescue those in need!

...There aren't any bosses in there, right?

[knockyoualldown]

Only four.

[heroicfanboy]

[Thinking] Just this once. [/]

I surrender.

[knockyoualldown]

Marvelous! I'll prepare a new cage in the dungeon for you.

[heroicfanboy]

W,wait! A cage?! Can't I just, you know, stay standing there or something?! If I'm locked in there, I won't be able to resc-... I mean, I,I won't be able to deal with my claustrophobia!

[knockyoualldown]

Don't worry. The cages are very spacious and comfortable.

[heroicfanboy]

...Can I reconsider...?

[knockyoualldown]

Only if you can defeat my Four Prinny Generals.