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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I stole ihearttoast's purse (-30 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, tuneofyourdeath (-5000 points). Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I helped yobdetareponioc see the light (8 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5106 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
bigfuckinmike
genocide is sweet