Another Meme, So My Wifey Has Something To Snurtch :D
Like the title says ;)
01. Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?
I have no ex, but I think I would stare at him, then panic, stare some more, panic some more, call for help and then laugh.
02. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
YOU STUPID BITCH. DON'T THINK I'LL BABYSIT THOSE FUGLY BASTARDS
03. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Today. Hell, every time I see my bro.
04. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Hah, there's no way in hell that's gonna happen, seriously.
05. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Same as #4, you idiot.
06. What are you craving right now?
Hot, dirty, kinky sex with my wifey, as always :D
07. What was the last thing you cried about?
Yesterday when I heard a very sad song again.
08. When you buy something and your change is a penny...do you keep it or tell them to keep the change?
Dude, my money is my money.
09. What color is your tissue box?
You'll need a tissue box if you keep asking me those stupid question. You can pick a colour.
10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
I don't have one, but if I did, there surely would be dust on it.
11. What is the last voicemail you received about?
My dad telling me that he'll come pick me up in a few minutes.
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Visiting the London Dungeon.
13. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
We don't have Taco Bell in Germany.
14. Have you ever had a garage sale?
A what? Seriously, stop annoying me.
15. What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I seriously can't remember... XD
16. Are you happy right now?
Yeah, but kind of confused why I didn't read this meme before choosing it.
17. Who came over last?
Dean Winchester.
18. Do you miss anybody right now?
Yes.
19. Dark or light jeans?
I don't care.
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
I can't remember.
21. What is in your pocket?
I'm lazing in my swim trunks right now, so there's nothing in my non-existent pockets.
22. Where do you hurt?
In my brain because of this stupid meme.
24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
We don't have Wal-Mart in Germany, either. Stop the damn discrimination, dude.
25. When is your birthday?
May 1st.
26. What are you going to do after this?
Stalk my wifey some more.
27. What is your favorite dessert?
Chocolate in any way, shape or form.
28. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
Nope.
29. Is someone plotting your demise?
Hell, everyone could be. XD
30. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
No, that would seriously creep me out.
31. Does someone like you right now?
My wife. I hope... XD
32. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Yeah, because I'm gangsta.
33. Do you like the color green?
Yep. Why, you do too? Are you hitting on me?
34. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
My wifey better be, otherwise there will be some serious spanking going on later today.
Edit: I forgot to tell you something important *facepalm* I'm kind of having problems with writing the next chap of my kidverse, because somehow the muse left me somewhere along the way. I really am sorry, but I'm totally lacking inspiration here, the plot keeps twisting in my head into all kinds of different directions and I just can't get it written down. So, I don't know how long it'll take me to get it done, but I think it will take some time. Like, really, really long. If one of you has an idea on how to help me out here, I'd be very happy lol
01. Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?
I have no ex, but I think I would stare at him, then panic, stare some more, panic some more, call for help and then laugh.
02. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
YOU STUPID BITCH. DON'T THINK I'LL BABYSIT THOSE FUGLY BASTARDS
03. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Today. Hell, every time I see my bro.
04. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Hah, there's no way in hell that's gonna happen, seriously.
05. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Same as #4, you idiot.
06. What are you craving right now?
Hot, dirty, kinky sex with my wifey, as always :D
07. What was the last thing you cried about?
Yesterday when I heard a very sad song again.
08. When you buy something and your change is a penny...do you keep it or tell them to keep the change?
Dude, my money is my money.
09. What color is your tissue box?
You'll need a tissue box if you keep asking me those stupid question. You can pick a colour.
10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
I don't have one, but if I did, there surely would be dust on it.
11. What is the last voicemail you received about?
My dad telling me that he'll come pick me up in a few minutes.
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Visiting the London Dungeon.
13. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
We don't have Taco Bell in Germany.
14. Have you ever had a garage sale?
A what? Seriously, stop annoying me.
15. What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I seriously can't remember... XD
16. Are you happy right now?
Yeah, but kind of confused why I didn't read this meme before choosing it.
17. Who came over last?
Dean Winchester.
18. Do you miss anybody right now?
Yes.
19. Dark or light jeans?
I don't care.
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
I can't remember.
21. What is in your pocket?
I'm lazing in my swim trunks right now, so there's nothing in my non-existent pockets.
22. Where do you hurt?
In my brain because of this stupid meme.
24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
We don't have Wal-Mart in Germany, either. Stop the damn discrimination, dude.
25. When is your birthday?
May 1st.
26. What are you going to do after this?
Stalk my wifey some more.
27. What is your favorite dessert?
Chocolate in any way, shape or form.
28. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
Nope.
29. Is someone plotting your demise?
Hell, everyone could be. XD
30. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
No, that would seriously creep me out.
31. Does someone like you right now?
My wife. I hope... XD
32. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Yeah, because I'm gangsta.
33. Do you like the color green?
Yep. Why, you do too? Are you hitting on me?
34. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
My wifey better be, otherwise there will be some serious spanking going on later today.
Edit: I forgot to tell you something important *facepalm* I'm kind of having problems with writing the next chap of my kidverse, because somehow the muse left me somewhere along the way. I really am sorry, but I'm totally lacking inspiration here, the plot keeps twisting in my head into all kinds of different directions and I just can't get it written down. So, I don't know how long it'll take me to get it done, but I think it will take some time. Like, really, really long. If one of you has an idea on how to help me out here, I'd be very happy lol