the beginning
Well, I may as well just start at the beginning and tell you where I'm from. I was born in the house of the Clantons, who are good friends of my mom. I had two more brothers that me and W left behind when dad and mom came to take us home. One of my brothers looked just like me, only bigger. My other brother looked just like our cat-mommy. W was the smallest one, who doesn't look anything like the rest of us, but we love her anyway. We are all big and floofiful, and we have tabby markings, but she is small, skinny, with very short hair, and she is solid gray with white spots. The good thing about her having such short hair means that she can spend less time grooming herself, and more time grooming me. I help, of course, but I'm just so super floofy that it takes two of us to get the job done. But I digress; the first thing that my dad and mom did when they got me and W home was to try and drown us. I was not pleased, no, not pleased at all. I scratched them both up, as I recall. Back when I still had claws, hmmmm... oh well. But I later realized that this attempt to drown us wasn't an attempt to drown us at all, but to kill the vicious bloodsuckers that were biting us. So, as unpleasant as the experience was, I know they had our best interests at heart, so I will forgive them. Mostly. Anyway, W was much braver then I was then, so she explored our new home. I went and hid under the bed. Wouldn't you, if someone had just tried to kill you? Jeeez. I eventually started to do some exploring myself and realized that this place was gonna work out just fine. And now, some baby pictures. They are all of me, because I am an attention hog. In fact, I dont think dad and mom got any pictures of poor W, but this was because W was supposed to have belonged to the tall stork-man and his blond midget at the time (though, I don't see why the stork-man needs TWO pets, pffft). Luckily, they got tired of her eventually so she was adopted by my dad, who is so much cooler then the stork-man. Anyway, me pictures, now:
"mama, please put me down, this whole upside down look just does not flatter me"
"i sleep now"
"i saaaaaaid, i sleep now!"
"oh my gosh i must attack that hand in a moment"
"hey! thats another hand! i must also attack that one"
"hmmm...pants strings, yea, they probly taste good"
"are you done back there yet?"
"i claim this chair in the name of ireland!!"
"back off, its mine"
"yes, i know im adorable, now pet me"
"i love this tv thing, it always has the biggest roundest people ive ever seen"
(here i show my love of horror, got it from my dad i expect)
"if you are eating it then i definately should be eating it too, yep, i definately should, mom"
the end!
"mama, please put me down, this whole upside down look just does not flatter me"
"i sleep now"
"i saaaaaaid, i sleep now!"
"oh my gosh i must attack that hand in a moment"
"hey! thats another hand! i must also attack that one"
"hmmm...pants strings, yea, they probly taste good"
"are you done back there yet?"
"i claim this chair in the name of ireland!!"
"back off, its mine"
"yes, i know im adorable, now pet me"
"i love this tv thing, it always has the biggest roundest people ive ever seen"
(here i show my love of horror, got it from my dad i expect)
"if you are eating it then i definately should be eating it too, yep, i definately should, mom"
the end!