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A poem titled...

That's How Emo I Am
         by: Eric Braman

I sit in my room
completely in the dark
i eat shroom
Tha's how emo i am

I go to school
threaten death
i think i'm cool
That's how emo i am

I take the knife
slit my wrist
maybe take my life
That's how emo i am

I dye my hair
black of course
but i don't care.
That's how emo i am

I'm the perfect mix
of punk and goth
preps are pricks
That's how emo i am

I don't play sports
but i skateboard
i don't wear shorts
That's how emo i am

I can't look at the sun
i'll explode
i'm a vampire's son
That's how emo i am

I plot world domination
in my mom's bathroom
don't believe in creation
That's how emo i am

The only problem is
i'm nothing like that
i'm prep for shizz
That's how not emo i am

I don't hate Emos.
         I don't stereotype.
               I just like to write funny poems.
        Please don't leave gay annonymous comments.
               Thank you.