My New Years
I hate being alone on New Years, even if it's just me, some alcohol, and Dick Clark's balls dropping. (and that pansy Ryan Seacrest, you mean he's not in some gutter high on meth yet?)
So when I heard that some fur friends were hosting a party at a lounge/club, even being around 20 miles north of my place, I decided to go. I had to drive up to White-trash ville which is ajacent to KKK central (I'm not even joking, the next town over from where I was at is a central point for the KKK. Rural Michigan is so right wing and trashy and racist and FAIL). I did have fun though. They didn't have free food like I thought they did (They gave out two free pizza slices after midnight). When I would go to a sports bar in Ann Arbor for New Years they would have a small buffet full of appetizers.
There were people in suits dancing on the dance floor. Guy named Asino was in a partial fursuit and had TWO women dancing and grinding on him. They actually played REAL music and not that club/house crap I get tired of. I requested Lady Gaga but they didn't get around to it I guess. The DJ kept calling us "Furbies". Yes, we are furbies. We are here to take over your kids with our evil robotic toys. Chuck Norris was there. Or at least a Chuck Norris look-a-like. Guy had tight jeans, cowboy boots, a wifebeater, cowboy hat, and THE BEARD.
The one bad part of the night was when, right before midnight, this 50+ year old drunk-ass woman asked me if I was single, and then offered to give me a hug at midnight. When we embraced she kissed my cheek and then tried to give me tongue. Yes, I almost got frenched by some old woman.
Nice to know the best action I can get on New Years is some old woman trying to hump my leg. My future dating prospects look bright indeed. I swear to god, a guy in a suit's getting chicks all over him, and the only women I seem to get are cougars? Why is it only cougars?! What about women my age?! What the fuck man?
After there was an after-party at a hotel but I didn't stay long, I was having heartburn and feeling tired.
I may have pictures up shortly as some people took pics.
So when I heard that some fur friends were hosting a party at a lounge/club, even being around 20 miles north of my place, I decided to go. I had to drive up to White-trash ville which is ajacent to KKK central (I'm not even joking, the next town over from where I was at is a central point for the KKK. Rural Michigan is so right wing and trashy and racist and FAIL). I did have fun though. They didn't have free food like I thought they did (They gave out two free pizza slices after midnight). When I would go to a sports bar in Ann Arbor for New Years they would have a small buffet full of appetizers.
There were people in suits dancing on the dance floor. Guy named Asino was in a partial fursuit and had TWO women dancing and grinding on him. They actually played REAL music and not that club/house crap I get tired of. I requested Lady Gaga but they didn't get around to it I guess. The DJ kept calling us "Furbies". Yes, we are furbies. We are here to take over your kids with our evil robotic toys. Chuck Norris was there. Or at least a Chuck Norris look-a-like. Guy had tight jeans, cowboy boots, a wifebeater, cowboy hat, and THE BEARD.
The one bad part of the night was when, right before midnight, this 50+ year old drunk-ass woman asked me if I was single, and then offered to give me a hug at midnight. When we embraced she kissed my cheek and then tried to give me tongue. Yes, I almost got frenched by some old woman.
Nice to know the best action I can get on New Years is some old woman trying to hump my leg. My future dating prospects look bright indeed. I swear to god, a guy in a suit's getting chicks all over him, and the only women I seem to get are cougars? Why is it only cougars?! What about women my age?! What the fuck man?
After there was an after-party at a hotel but I didn't stay long, I was having heartburn and feeling tired.
I may have pictures up shortly as some people took pics.