Time magazine goes over events of 2009
For some reason I am rather tired and I hope it has nothing to do with my head pain, as that seems to be getting better. (I don't want it to get too better before I get scanned tomorrow).
Too bad I didn't notice this before. Time has a bunch of lists of the top 10 everything of 2009. No I will not post every item, there's 500 items in total. Just the ones that interested me.
Top ten things of 2009
- The Failconomy
- Iranian Protests (wish they had succeeded)
- Health Care Reform (which I think is pretty much fucked now)
- Ft Hood Shooting
- MJ's death
- Mexico's Drug War (poor mexicans)
- Swine Flu
- Obama's fly-killing ninja skillz
- Why people should never keep exotic animals: The Evil Chimp (from Family Guy) mauls woman
- Mark Sanford "Hiking the Appalachian Trail" (if by hiking you mean screwing Argentina women...)
- Failed Air Force One photoshoot
- Bernie Madoff being an evil bitch
- Imma let you finish...but Kanye West was the biggest idiot of 2009
- Okay, these people really need to grow some balls and stop apologizing to Rush Limbaugh.
- Sonia Sotomayor, first hispanic in the supreme court
- Look ma, I can see my house from this experimental balloon!
- Is this runner a man or a woman? (with abs and a delicious flat chest, I'm not sure...)
- Ha, I didn't even know about this one.Colonel Sanders infiltrating the UN.
- Phelps the Dopehead (give the guy a break dude!)
- Rhianna and Chris Brown
- Gay penguins? Dawwwww
- Can we plz stop talking about the Gosselins?
- Miss California the homophobe
- Death Panel bullshit
- White House crashers
- Finding the missing woman after 20 something years
- The murder of the abortion doctor, fucking pro-lifers
- Killing of the 4 cops in Tacoma
- The whole fiasco over the Harvard Professor, and honestly, Obama had nothing to apologize for. He can call whoever he wants stupid.
- Stewart showing how stupid Cramer really is
- Ethanol bullshit
- Sully Sullenberger (what a great name!) landing the jet in the Hudson river
- The awesome rescue of the ship captain from the Somali pirates
- Stem Cell ban lifted THANK YOU OBAMA!!!
- Large Hadron Collider
- Fucking Octomom Breeder
- Ron Sonofabitch, Illinois douchebag
- Gaza war
- YOU LIE!!
- David Letterman's infidelity
- LOL tiger woods LOL
- Missing plane
- Oldest human ancestor found
- WATER ON TEH MOON!!! Drink me hearties...
- "You keep fucking that chicken!"
- BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FUCK YEA!! (strangely enough, Lost is on that list, So is Friday Night Lights, Office, Glee, Sons of Anarchy... but no True Blood!!! D: )
- Susan Boyle (the video doesn't work lol)
- Literal video versions
- The post-it stop motion videos
Best video games:
- Batman Arkham Asylum (having played a little of this I agree, the game kicks major ass!)
- Mario bros wii (also have played this one and I am addicted!)
And, something that wasn't even on any of their lists, but shows that Bill Clinton still kicks ass, when he went to North Korea and brought back the two young women.
(moved from February)
Too bad I didn't notice this before. Time has a bunch of lists of the top 10 everything of 2009. No I will not post every item, there's 500 items in total. Just the ones that interested me.
Top ten things of 2009
- The Failconomy
- Iranian Protests (wish they had succeeded)
- Health Care Reform (which I think is pretty much fucked now)
- Ft Hood Shooting
- MJ's death
- Mexico's Drug War (poor mexicans)
- Swine Flu
- Obama's fly-killing ninja skillz
- Why people should never keep exotic animals: The Evil Chimp (from Family Guy) mauls woman
- Mark Sanford "Hiking the Appalachian Trail" (if by hiking you mean screwing Argentina women...)
- Failed Air Force One photoshoot
- Bernie Madoff being an evil bitch
- Imma let you finish...but Kanye West was the biggest idiot of 2009
- Okay, these people really need to grow some balls and stop apologizing to Rush Limbaugh.
- Sonia Sotomayor, first hispanic in the supreme court
- Look ma, I can see my house from this experimental balloon!
- Is this runner a man or a woman? (with abs and a delicious flat chest, I'm not sure...)
- Ha, I didn't even know about this one.Colonel Sanders infiltrating the UN.
- Phelps the Dopehead (give the guy a break dude!)
- Rhianna and Chris Brown
- Gay penguins? Dawwwww
- Can we plz stop talking about the Gosselins?
- Miss California the homophobe
- Death Panel bullshit
- White House crashers
- Finding the missing woman after 20 something years
- The murder of the abortion doctor, fucking pro-lifers
- Killing of the 4 cops in Tacoma
- The whole fiasco over the Harvard Professor, and honestly, Obama had nothing to apologize for. He can call whoever he wants stupid.
- Stewart showing how stupid Cramer really is
- Ethanol bullshit
- Sully Sullenberger (what a great name!) landing the jet in the Hudson river
- The awesome rescue of the ship captain from the Somali pirates
- Stem Cell ban lifted THANK YOU OBAMA!!!
- Large Hadron Collider
- Fucking Octomom Breeder
- Ron Sonofabitch, Illinois douchebag
- Gaza war
- YOU LIE!!
- David Letterman's infidelity
- LOL tiger woods LOL
- Missing plane
- Oldest human ancestor found
- WATER ON TEH MOON!!! Drink me hearties...
- "You keep fucking that chicken!"
- BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FUCK YEA!! (strangely enough, Lost is on that list, So is Friday Night Lights, Office, Glee, Sons of Anarchy... but no True Blood!!! D: )
- Susan Boyle (the video doesn't work lol)
- Literal video versions
- The post-it stop motion videos
Best video games:
- Batman Arkham Asylum (having played a little of this I agree, the game kicks major ass!)
- Mario bros wii (also have played this one and I am addicted!)
And, something that wasn't even on any of their lists, but shows that Bill Clinton still kicks ass, when he went to North Korea and brought back the two young women.
(moved from February)