Voice Mail

[bigdamndestiny]

Hello? Is this... er... Yes, you speak into this part, Arthur. I'm certain it's not the other way aro-- *CLICK*

Comments

[future_sandworm]

[From here]

"While I appreciate you enquiring after my health, I can assure you that I am certainly not dying. Also, has anything I've said made you think I expect you to have an affair with a woman? Just curious."

[bigdamndestiny]

Response here

Crazy Phone Day

[withoutverona]

[From here.]

"Good day. You must have misdialed -- I'm not the pizza place. But if you're ordering, I'm hungry. Get me a small with sausage, please, and I'll pay you when it gets here."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[bigdamndestiny]

Response here

[bitch_prince]

[[ from here! ]]

"What in the name of God are you talking about? I swear, Leto, if there's some sort of bizarre local ritual that involves shoving birds anywhere, I am getting my sword."

[bigdamndestiny]

Response here

[bigdamndestiny]

Response here

[importantman]

"Pudding! I'll have you know that a conversation about pudding is a wildly unpredictable thing, and can lead to many sorts of surprising topics! Including, I suppose, sluts, yes. Really, I'd prefer to just continue talking about the pudding, however."

[From here!]

[bigdamndestiny]

Response here