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The Preserve, Monday Night

Sep 14, 2009 20:15

With a girlfriend and an overly large puppy with him, Merlin was on a hunt. Not for rabbits or teal deer, but for these Smurf things. Personally, he still thought they were pixies. They ought to be glad there was no stealing children away, really ( Read more... )

nac mac feegles, smurf is a silly name, preserve, francine, brynmor is a girl damn it

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thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 01:26:53 UTC

Francine -- who was not underwearless, thank you! She just... had less underwear -- looked hopeful. "Well, she stopped trying to lead us back to my underwear drawer, so she must be following something now!"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 01:31:03 UTC

"Sorry about that." Bryn had been... very certain about that being where they ought to go.

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 01:36:33 UTC

"Well, she was right; that's where they belong." Francine would just attempt to avoid following the logic path that gets you to dogs know where I keep my underwear. "They're just not there." She trained her flashlight over the grass ahead of them. "I don't see any Smurfs, though."

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 01:38:11 UTC

Flashlights were so much more useful than a torch. He needed to take one back to Camelot.

"Bryn, where did they go? C'mon gir--" And that would be Merlin being dragged by the dog thatta way.

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 02:03:15 UTC

"Whoa, Nelly!" That didn't work, so Francine tried "Whoa, Bryn!" and that didn't work either, so she just followed on their heels. Oh so sneakily, yes. "What did she find?"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 02:06:54 UTC

"I'm not sure!" Merlin called, trying to dig his heels in. This was the problem with being part stick here.

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 02:10:08 UTC

"Wait uuup!"

Oh hey, Francine could help with that! She... was not part stick. No part of her was a stick.

Now, the smart thing to do here would be to grab for the leash to help him hold onto it. Instead of, for instance, his waist.

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 02:12:18 UTC

Which managed to slow Bryn to a crawl with a bit of wheezing on her part before she flopped down on her butt and whined.

"At least we know she can track?"

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 02:18:28 UTC

Francine did a bit of wheezing too. "Track what though?" She played the light over the bushes.

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 02:21:21 UTC

"Hopefully your--underthings." Merlin watched as Bryn just flopped over and sniffled in the direction of the bushes. "There?"

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 02:30:19 UTC

Francine crouched down and moved aside some of the branches. "Well, they'll definitely need to be washed ag---- ACK!"

Blue skin! That was blue skin in the beam of her light.

"HA, WE GOT YOU, SMURFS! GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR NOW!"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 02:36:45 UTC

"Ac! Yeh daftie! Turn aff ye latern!" The tiny, angry man who seemed to be wearing an oddly familiar black and pink fabric for his kilt.

Merlin blinked. "...They really are blue."

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 02:39:30 UTC

Yes, yes, they really were blue. More to the point, "HE'S WEARING MY UNDERWEAR!"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 02:48:06 UTC

The man glared up at her, in no way impressed by this show. He had his kilt and there was no way he was giving it up.

"Ay an' wat of it, bund?"

Which was utterly confusing for Merlin to actually recognize a bit of the accent. "He sounds like he ought to be from Dal Riata."

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 02:51:36 UTC

"I don't care if he's from a Mazda Miata!" Look, she was on a roll here. Sense would come later. She shook her finger at the weetiny man. "That's mine. Stealing is bad... and...not very Smurfy!"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 03:34:57 UTC

That got the small man to pause. "Ye whit? Smarf? Are ye daft, lass?"

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