well that sucked...
god this weekend was the most hellish weekend i have ever expierienced in my entire life. thursday was actually pretty fun. partied at the house and met some new skanks for once, but tony got home before me and his drunk ass locked me out of the apt so i had to pass out on harringtons couch, which let me tell you, SUCKS to sleep on. my body was contorted to the shape of the letter U all night. anyways, friday came, and we had to drive to americas roller coast...Cedar Point. the car ride there wasnt all bad, it was me tony, joey L and the Real Deal Neil. we really had no idea how to get there so we got there around 7 ish. had to get oriented for what we were going to be doing that weekend. talk about nazi's, my god...anyways that took about an hour and a half and after that the 4 of us went and rode the rides. we hit up the raptor, iron dragon, millenium force, wicked twister and the maxxair. good times. after that we went and checked in to the "dorms" that we had to stay in for the weekend. this place made jackson county look like a resort. there was barbed wire on the top of the fences surrounding the dorms for some reason...anyways, we checked in, put all our shit in the tiny ass room, then headed to TGI Fridays for some numma nummas.
keith fresh nizzle and cod were there too. ate, then went back to the hell hole dorms and passed out.
the next day we had to be in the park at like 9 am. how gay. i was assigned to camp snoopy. other guys got placed at cool rides like the magnum and the gemeni, i got camp snoopy. i get there, and im wandering around for a bit, then i finally see some cedar point sluts and they show me how to operate the rides and how to do everything. park opened at noon and i was runnin this stupid little ride that goes up and down and spins. little kid rides suck. did that for a few hours, then at 2 went to the shitty employee caf for some food with some phi sigs from central who also happened to be there. when i got back i got to run the Peanuts 500. that rides cool. i got to talk on the PA system and give the whole "cedar point is not responsible for anything lost or damaged while riding..yada yada yada" shpeal. i kept calling it the Penis 500 instead of the Peanuts 500. i dont think anyone noticed, but it was damn funny. from about 2 pm to 12 am, that was my domain. little kids are funny.
next day, same thing, got to the park at like 10, ran camp snoopy again. parowski was on one his brakes and he was workin the magnum which is right near camp snoopy so he came and chilled for a bit. there was no kids in my line so he wanted to ride. so he gets on the ride and as soon as he does like 7 little kids line up so parowski is riding this stupid ass kiddie ride with a bunch of little kids, it was fucking hilarious.
many more long hours went by, and miller and kyle showed up. it was near closing time so there ride was already closed or something. so needless to say, they hopped on the ride. i start up the ride and im sitting there and im thinking, u know what? ive been on this ride all day and ive yet to ride the damn thing. so as its in motion, i run out and hop on. sure enough, here comes the supervisor. i was like, great, im fucked. she didnt care though. good fun.
the drive home sucked. it was me tony joey l and the chunk. thank GOD he passed out like right away. i almost fell asleep at the wheel like 9 times. not safe. got back to good old kzoo at like 4 am and passed the fuck out.
so in conclusion, fuck cedar point, fuck ohio, fuck fundraising, and fuck you.
im out.
keith fresh nizzle and cod were there too. ate, then went back to the hell hole dorms and passed out.
the next day we had to be in the park at like 9 am. how gay. i was assigned to camp snoopy. other guys got placed at cool rides like the magnum and the gemeni, i got camp snoopy. i get there, and im wandering around for a bit, then i finally see some cedar point sluts and they show me how to operate the rides and how to do everything. park opened at noon and i was runnin this stupid little ride that goes up and down and spins. little kid rides suck. did that for a few hours, then at 2 went to the shitty employee caf for some food with some phi sigs from central who also happened to be there. when i got back i got to run the Peanuts 500. that rides cool. i got to talk on the PA system and give the whole "cedar point is not responsible for anything lost or damaged while riding..yada yada yada" shpeal. i kept calling it the Penis 500 instead of the Peanuts 500. i dont think anyone noticed, but it was damn funny. from about 2 pm to 12 am, that was my domain. little kids are funny.
next day, same thing, got to the park at like 10, ran camp snoopy again. parowski was on one his brakes and he was workin the magnum which is right near camp snoopy so he came and chilled for a bit. there was no kids in my line so he wanted to ride. so he gets on the ride and as soon as he does like 7 little kids line up so parowski is riding this stupid ass kiddie ride with a bunch of little kids, it was fucking hilarious.
many more long hours went by, and miller and kyle showed up. it was near closing time so there ride was already closed or something. so needless to say, they hopped on the ride. i start up the ride and im sitting there and im thinking, u know what? ive been on this ride all day and ive yet to ride the damn thing. so as its in motion, i run out and hop on. sure enough, here comes the supervisor. i was like, great, im fucked. she didnt care though. good fun.
the drive home sucked. it was me tony joey l and the chunk. thank GOD he passed out like right away. i almost fell asleep at the wheel like 9 times. not safe. got back to good old kzoo at like 4 am and passed the fuck out.
so in conclusion, fuck cedar point, fuck ohio, fuck fundraising, and fuck you.
im out.