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My house has a lot of freakin fruit flies in it. Someone or something needs to inform them that it's January and they need to die.
I hope that some day scientists find a way to easily die one's skin a differetnt color for a short-lived period of time. I'd die myself PERIWINKLE! and then debate with people over whether or not PERIWINKLE! is an actual color.
Twinkies.
A guy can only watch so much porno before there comes a point when it no longer does the trick. Thank God I haven't reached that point. Sorry about the keyboard, Mom.
Why don't humans get fleas? Whats the difference between fleas and head-lice? Why isn't pot legal?
Hostess Twinkies. No crappy knock-offs.
No matter how much you scream at a soup ladel, it will never get a job as a traffic cop. It's just a proven fact.
I hope that some day scientists find a way to easily die one's skin a differetnt color for a short-lived period of time. I'd die myself PERIWINKLE! and then debate with people over whether or not PERIWINKLE! is an actual color.
Twinkies.
A guy can only watch so much porno before there comes a point when it no longer does the trick. Thank God I haven't reached that point. Sorry about the keyboard, Mom.
Why don't humans get fleas? Whats the difference between fleas and head-lice? Why isn't pot legal?
Hostess Twinkies. No crappy knock-offs.
No matter how much you scream at a soup ladel, it will never get a job as a traffic cop. It's just a proven fact.