Buffalo
Well I figured I would update the journal today. It’s been a really good past couple of days. We’ll start with last Thursday. Holly and I got to hang out and got to talk. I felt bad because she bought me lunch. We watched friends, never did understand that show. On Friday, Bryan, Jessers, and I left for Western Michigan at 5:00 in the morning. It was soooooooo fun. We had so many jokes on the way there and there.
Scene: Bryan’s Car.
We are passing a big field at the moment.
I looked out my window and saw what I thought to be buffalo. After I said this aloud, “Look Buffalo,” I said, “I didn’t just say that”
Jessica however heard me and we all had a good laugh at my expense. You see, those supposed buffalo were actually hay barrels. Wow, I felt dumb.
Scene: Bryan’s Car
Just driving along.
I looked down at Bryan’s feet and saw a Grumpy Care Bear floor mat. So I asked why he had a Care Bear floor mat. Bryan said that his sister gave it to him. Well we all proceeded to talk about the Care Bears and how they are racist. Jessica said, “How come there aren’t any black care bears?”
I said “Maybe they should have all of the regular Care Bears having a wild sex orgy to make a black one”
Bryan said “you could have Grumpy Bear holding down Sunshine Bear while Bedtime Bear uses some bondage on Sunshine Bear.”
Sorry if we ruined the Care Bears for anyone.
Scene: Bryan’s Car
Just driving along.
Jessica started to talk about how “Saw” is just disgusting and not scary. I decided to chime in and say… wait for it…wait for it…”Never saw it” (guy hitting the drums)
Yeah I went there.
Scene: Bryan’s Car
After lunch at stupid Qudoba’s (however you spell it)
I was really bored since Jessica was talking to her Western friends and I was chatting a little with Bryan, I decided to get creative. We got a seating chart when we had the Western packet mailed to us and Bryan just so happened to bring it. So I found Bryan, Jessers, and my chair and wrote a little name to each of them.
Bryan’s was: stupid-ass perfectionist
Jessica’s was: I don’t want to get in trouble (I wrote that for my own sake’s)
Mine was (and my favorite): over zealous stuck-up bitch
Scene: Bob Evans
Bob Evans for breakfast.
Jessica - “their sausage looks like poop”
Need I say more?
Scene: Bryan’s Car
On the way looking for a Bob Evans.
So I’m sitting in the car looking around and we come up to this street. The street sign said KILGORE but I read KLINGORE, don’t ask. I said that it was a funny street name and Jessica pointed out my error. I was seriously on something that day.
Scene: Bryan’s Car
On the way to Western
I was again looking around while we were on the highway and I saw a funny city name and I thought that I would point it out to Jessers and Bryan.
The sign read: Climax Augusta
Now if that ain’t funny you can just get the hell out of here, cause that’s funny right there.
There was probably so many more jokes we had but that’s all I can remember. The rehearsals were amazing and the music was phenomenal. Andrew Boysen was a wonderful conductor and composer. The music we played was:
Conversations With the Night by Andrew Boysen Jr.
Galop by Arthur Bird
Western was a really nice school also. All of the concerts were amazing, and I mean amazing. I really enjoyed Friday. Bob Evans made my stomach upset. I didn’t eat lunch at Qudoba’s because I don’t like Mexican food, so I sat in the car and I guess was being anti-social. Oh well. Dinner was at Pizza Hut. That was definitely a good dinner. However it made Jessers sick. Our final concert was great and I rode home with Bryan. I should of rode home with my mom because she drove up there alone and drove back alone. I felt really bad for that. I felt like a horrible son. I also got Andrew Boysen’s autograph. So that was my day at Western.
I’ll continue with Saturday with my next entry.
That’s all from this corner. Peace Easy Nukkas!!!