SURVEY...GOTTA LOVE EM..
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Elise
2. What is your weapon of choice? sawed off double barrel shotgun
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? no
4. How about of the same sex? of course....wanna test me....
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? everyone loves me except for a few silly ppl....
6. What is your pet peeve? when someone starts to say something...and then says "oh nevermind"...ohhh tht makes me soo mad....
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? why be angry lifes to short....
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Read the bible...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? from 5am to 11pm at night....i was sheeepy
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? lisa
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? my phone was out of service thats why i didnt call you...but you know i love you baby...
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? {holds head down in shame} yes :(
6. When was the last time you got a good workout? now that im in training every other day....
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on you alarm clock today? snooze.... i just shut the darn thing off....
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Nantucket Nectare
2. Meat eaters: white meat or red meat? {drools like homer} ugggggg meeeeeeeat!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? i was too drunk to remeber but i did wake up in a pool of my own vomit....
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? The name isnt bigcurt just because of whts in my pants.....
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? everything
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? yea...there a couple of babies out there i like to eat wit some fava beans and a kiante....
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? wow....um...25 to 30 females...i have lead a interesting but shameful life....
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family? 15 or so...im kinda modest....
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? of course im a man aint I?
4. Have you "done it"? yes..in every position and almost everywhere...
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? clitoris..you gotta love that lil nub...
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? yea...but 2 dollars was a bit pricey
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? thank goodness no..but i hav a had some close calls...
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 3
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? EB,GAME GALLERIE,TOYS R US
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy over price stuff i dont need and impress the girls....
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich...whts the point of being known if your poor...
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yess....cause when i leave it party time...
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yup...but keep tht oon the DL
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 3581...i noe its riddiculus but i love music....
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? gotten baptized
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? gettn baptized
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? married with children...and financially and spiritually secure
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yes...conqour all or be conqured
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? of course im the man!!!
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? how do you think i got through high school...
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? didnt call someone i really wanted to...im giving myself tough love...gotta get em outta my mind...
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? thier job ugh i need money...
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? nope
4. Have you ever been cheated on? sadly yes...i just found out about a certain incident recently
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? um duh im fat....of course i have
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? the dirve to seize the moment
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? yeah...this suxs
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? lust...teehee
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Jehovah's Witness
2. What religion were you raised as? Jehovah's Witness
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human...because we need to beable to forive each other if we want gods forgiveness
5. What was the last promise you broke?not to be freaky...must curb desires
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? nope
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? not yet but soon.....real soon
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? don't celebrate the holidays
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? to enter the paradise....o god please let me in....pleeeeeeeease
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yea like relationships and buisness ventures...
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? no....but i scratch off my grand moms...when she gets em
6. Do you gamble? i use to...but the funny thing is whether your good or bad at it its a dangerous hobbie...
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no...darn you rain
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? The world wide preaching work...
2. What causes have you given money or time to? ive done 1700 hours of community service....an even more in the preaching work...
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yup...it was sad...but fullfilling...you dont know wht you have until you see a 14 year old lil girl feeding her baby and knowing sh has no where to go...god we are all spoiled...
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? no...ill stay in the US...where its safe...
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? sometimes...hey they need liqour and hookers too...
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yea...
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? ive beat up a couple ppl...given em money and shared whtever i had to help em out...
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? death...by gods hand...
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing....actually...
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? ghost rider....cause he make you feel the pain you infict on others....
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? yes
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? brains...
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? please im to much of a extravert for tht sillyness....
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? leader
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? nope
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? no...only god has the right to take a life...
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? nope...
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? ???
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? sure...its was good having a brother that was the governer of the one state tht decide the election...so because of his family tree...it is his rightful place....{coughs}bullcrap!
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? the pee-wee herman...trial where he was accused of waxing his carrot in public
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no....wht would be the point...
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? females...
2. Do you collect anything? yup memorabilia for my children....they will noe all about me..
3. Are you addicted to anything? sex...but im in rehabe
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? yea...my 52inch high definition big screen tv...i was so happy when i was done...
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? credit...it more convienent
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? slept with my ex-girlfriend...um let me {not my last one but the one before her} had to clear tht up!
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? yea...money and sex...
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Bro.Detler
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? nope
3. Do you take advice when it's given? depends on who it's from
4. What area are you wisest in? video games...and the simpsons....wait...thts kinda pitiful...
5. Do you drive defensively? hell no...mpve B*T*H...get out the way...get out the way...get out the way.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? yes..an im not proud of it...
7. What did you learn today? tht i really miss hanging with my friends and ive been entirely to pre occupied with worldly buisness ventures...
1. Who did you last get angry with? Elise
2. What is your weapon of choice? sawed off double barrel shotgun
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? no
4. How about of the same sex? of course....wanna test me....
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? everyone loves me except for a few silly ppl....
6. What is your pet peeve? when someone starts to say something...and then says "oh nevermind"...ohhh tht makes me soo mad....
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? why be angry lifes to short....
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Read the bible...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? from 5am to 11pm at night....i was sheeepy
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? lisa
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? my phone was out of service thats why i didnt call you...but you know i love you baby...
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? {holds head down in shame} yes :(
6. When was the last time you got a good workout? now that im in training every other day....
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on you alarm clock today? snooze.... i just shut the darn thing off....
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Nantucket Nectare
2. Meat eaters: white meat or red meat? {drools like homer} ugggggg meeeeeeeat!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? i was too drunk to remeber but i did wake up in a pool of my own vomit....
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? The name isnt bigcurt just because of whts in my pants.....
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? everything
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? yea...there a couple of babies out there i like to eat wit some fava beans and a kiante....
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? wow....um...25 to 30 females...i have lead a interesting but shameful life....
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family? 15 or so...im kinda modest....
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? of course im a man aint I?
4. Have you "done it"? yes..in every position and almost everywhere...
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? clitoris..you gotta love that lil nub...
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? yea...but 2 dollars was a bit pricey
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? thank goodness no..but i hav a had some close calls...
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 3
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? EB,GAME GALLERIE,TOYS R US
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy over price stuff i dont need and impress the girls....
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich...whts the point of being known if your poor...
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yess....cause when i leave it party time...
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yup...but keep tht oon the DL
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 3581...i noe its riddiculus but i love music....
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? gotten baptized
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? gettn baptized
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? married with children...and financially and spiritually secure
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yes...conqour all or be conqured
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? of course im the man!!!
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? how do you think i got through high school...
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? didnt call someone i really wanted to...im giving myself tough love...gotta get em outta my mind...
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? thier job ugh i need money...
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? nope
4. Have you ever been cheated on? sadly yes...i just found out about a certain incident recently
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? um duh im fat....of course i have
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? the dirve to seize the moment
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? yeah...this suxs
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? lust...teehee
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Jehovah's Witness
2. What religion were you raised as? Jehovah's Witness
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human...because we need to beable to forive each other if we want gods forgiveness
5. What was the last promise you broke?not to be freaky...must curb desires
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? nope
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? not yet but soon.....real soon
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? don't celebrate the holidays
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? to enter the paradise....o god please let me in....pleeeeeeeease
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yea like relationships and buisness ventures...
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? no....but i scratch off my grand moms...when she gets em
6. Do you gamble? i use to...but the funny thing is whether your good or bad at it its a dangerous hobbie...
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no...darn you rain
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? The world wide preaching work...
2. What causes have you given money or time to? ive done 1700 hours of community service....an even more in the preaching work...
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yup...it was sad...but fullfilling...you dont know wht you have until you see a 14 year old lil girl feeding her baby and knowing sh has no where to go...god we are all spoiled...
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? no...ill stay in the US...where its safe...
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? sometimes...hey they need liqour and hookers too...
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yea...
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? ive beat up a couple ppl...given em money and shared whtever i had to help em out...
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? death...by gods hand...
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing....actually...
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? ghost rider....cause he make you feel the pain you infict on others....
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? yes
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? brains...
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? please im to much of a extravert for tht sillyness....
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? leader
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? nope
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? no...only god has the right to take a life...
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? nope...
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? ???
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? sure...its was good having a brother that was the governer of the one state tht decide the election...so because of his family tree...it is his rightful place....{coughs}bullcrap!
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? the pee-wee herman...trial where he was accused of waxing his carrot in public
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no....wht would be the point...
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? females...
2. Do you collect anything? yup memorabilia for my children....they will noe all about me..
3. Are you addicted to anything? sex...but im in rehabe
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? yea...my 52inch high definition big screen tv...i was so happy when i was done...
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? credit...it more convienent
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? slept with my ex-girlfriend...um let me {not my last one but the one before her} had to clear tht up!
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? yea...money and sex...
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Bro.Detler
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? nope
3. Do you take advice when it's given? depends on who it's from
4. What area are you wisest in? video games...and the simpsons....wait...thts kinda pitiful...
5. Do you drive defensively? hell no...mpve B*T*H...get out the way...get out the way...get out the way.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? yes..an im not proud of it...
7. What did you learn today? tht i really miss hanging with my friends and ive been entirely to pre occupied with worldly buisness ventures...