"Motherland of Vodka..."

Jun 01, 2008 01:21

When you are extremely sleepy, you do strange things... I found myself in the old man across the street's backyard eating pimento olives and stoking a fire... I came home and I bought what I think is a dictionary full of words made up by David Byrne, Ben Kweller, and Tom Waits (I could be wrong, however)... This type of behavior should be remedied with sleep, but I'm opting for a cheap merlot and some sort of audio commentary...

Today at work, some man came in and informed me that a few minutes prior he had been hit by a car driven by the love of his life 25 miles away... He then asked me to fix his radio (the batteries were all backwards) and put it on a station that just told him what the weather was like outside of the store over and over again... He concluded his visit by telling me that he was hiding from the police and should probably be on his way... I'm not sure if I should have believed him or not, but he left...

Having money is a weird thing, but, other than independence, there's nothing I really WANT... I need an opportunity...
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