Interview
(This interview provided by that godless heathen, Doctorrobo)
1) If you were a vampire what kind of vampire would you be? Suave and seductive or amish?
Definitely Amish. I'd attempt to be suave, but in the end, I'd be too uncharismatic.
2) How much would someone have to pay you to re-enact the famous Marilyn Monroe subway grate scene from Seven Year Itch?
I'D BET YOU'D LIKE THAT, YOU SICK FREAK!!... about 39.68 and 3 nacho cheeses from taco bell.
3) You find out someone has taken a photograph of you and stolen your soul... now since you're amish you can't just go after them because they driven away in their horseless carriage before you could really react to it... how would you go about tracking down the godless heathens and retrieving your soul?
Well, first I'd pray... then I'd search for many years, using my faith to guide me. After getting shanghaied and working for pirates for 8 years, I'd realize that there is no god and just give up...
4) Who wins in a grand melee robot monkeys or robot zombies?
That's a tough one. It would have to be robot zombies, but only if they were return of the living dead zombies. Besides, they're bound to have the zombie monkey from Pirates of the Carribbean on their side.
5) How long would you have to go without food before resorting to cannibalism?
Oh, about 4 and a half hours. You're getting me hungry, you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
1) If you were a vampire what kind of vampire would you be? Suave and seductive or amish?
Definitely Amish. I'd attempt to be suave, but in the end, I'd be too uncharismatic.
2) How much would someone have to pay you to re-enact the famous Marilyn Monroe subway grate scene from Seven Year Itch?
I'D BET YOU'D LIKE THAT, YOU SICK FREAK!!... about 39.68 and 3 nacho cheeses from taco bell.
3) You find out someone has taken a photograph of you and stolen your soul... now since you're amish you can't just go after them because they driven away in their horseless carriage before you could really react to it... how would you go about tracking down the godless heathens and retrieving your soul?
Well, first I'd pray... then I'd search for many years, using my faith to guide me. After getting shanghaied and working for pirates for 8 years, I'd realize that there is no god and just give up...
4) Who wins in a grand melee robot monkeys or robot zombies?
That's a tough one. It would have to be robot zombies, but only if they were return of the living dead zombies. Besides, they're bound to have the zombie monkey from Pirates of the Carribbean on their side.
5) How long would you have to go without food before resorting to cannibalism?
Oh, about 4 and a half hours. You're getting me hungry, you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.