Life's Tough Wear a Helmet......
So some of u were probably wondering what i have been doing this past week, and some of u probably dont give a shit..... But im gonna tell u anyway.
So i was pretty bored until friday when i went over to helen's house to sleepover. We helped her father set up for the Pig Roast on Saturday and the highlight of setting up was our horse shit fight. Her cousin Ethan (who is 8) descided that it would be fun to throw horse shit at us. So we went crazy and threw it back at him. It was quite entertaining. So after that we went into the house and made Mac and Cheese! My favorite meal in the world. After that we went down to the fire and i almost got electrocuted becuz i didnt realize that the fences we cut through we electric and i almost grabbed it. So we got down to the fire and helens friend cory was there. he was pretty cool and we were laughing at him becuz he was trying to cut the wood and he would miss and a piece would go flying. We got thursty and so i went a got a jug of apple juice and when we were done with it we threw it into the fire and it blew up! it was one of the coolest things i have ever seen in my life... which tells u how dull and boring my life really is. so anyways we went on the front of the tractor, the little scooper thing... all five of us and helens father drove us into a tree and almost dumped us into the HUGE pile of horse shit outside her barn and we were all screaming and then we got yelled at my helens mom for being to loud when it really wasnt our fault. So anyway we went back down to the fire and then we went into our tent around 11:30ish and then we stayed up til about 1:30, i could have stayed up later but some people (we wont name names... HELEN and ASHLEY and KELSEY turned off the flashlight while me and the other COOLER ashley were making shadow puppets and singing cool songs.
The next day we woke up a about 9:30 becuz it was hot as hell in the tent. We did nothing for about 2 hours becuz thats how long it takes 5 girls to take a shower. once we were all clean and good smelling we went and ate bagels for the baglery and then we went out to the horse barn to watch helen scoop the horse shit out of the horse's stalls. so after she did the first stall she informed us that her horse was at its time of the month... for those of u who didnt think this was possible it is... so i was swinging on the swing in the barn ashley was taking pictures of me and kelsey was pushing me into the big ass post in the middle of the barn. so after that, we were in charge of setting up the tiki torches. it took us a good 30 minutes to figure out we needed a shovel and then we couldnt scoop up the ground so me being the strong one did it. then helens dad comes out with this huge ass metal pole and shows me how to make a hole with it and then the torches go in the ground much easier. ashley and i were then in charge of filling up the torches with oil. i kinda spilled it all over us and we smelled like oil the rest of the day. once the pig roast started we all played nuc 'em on the lovely volleyball net that we set up all by ourselves. so after that helens cousins decided that it would be fun to throw water all over us so we decided to throw water back at them and guess who got in trouble.... US....losers. so after that we had our pig and then we had desert. we didnt really eat it, instead we started a food fight and i got hit twice. helen and meredith were covered though... and then we went to go hose off....LITERALY... we went out behind the horse barn and sprayed each other with the hose. then we went back to the party and we hung out until max had to leave at 9:30... so we went under the tents and we were talking to helens dad. we started hearing coyotes and then we started talking about how there was a bear around and we were sleeping in a tent so u do the math. we decided to go up to the tent at about 11:30 and we were playing Never Have I Ever and ashley always looses that game so... At about 12:30 helens dad decided he would "scare" us with a wild boar head and by making pig like noises outside our tent... the funny part was we were talking about drugs when he scared us so we didnt know how much he heard. then we pulled the best prank call ever.. we called this kid named james and jill pretended her name was tiffany and started talking to him. ashley was L, the other ashley was ashley, kelsey was brittany, and adina was Sha Nay Nay, a black girl, i was the other three girls we claimed we with us. we told him we were drunk and that we were running from the cops and shit. we told him we were at a lake house and then we got off the phone with him at about 3 becuz he was being boring. i guess i was the first person to fall asleep around 4 and then ashley, helen, kelsey, ashley, and adina fell asleep at 6. we woke up becuz the tent was hot as hell at like 9:30 and we went inside and ate bagels. Adina left at 10 and i left at 10:30. i went home took a shower and then i went to sleep. i slept from 12 to about 4 and then i ate and fell asleep watching tv in my room. that was my exciting weekend.
I woke up from that coma in 2001, bout the same time Dre dropped 2001, 3 years later the album is done,Aftermath presents a nigga widda attitude volume 1,Rap critics politicing wana no the outcome,ready to die reasonable doubt doggy style and 1, i feel like pac after the snoop dogg trial was done,Dre behind the G series and all eyes on me,i watched the death of a dynasty so i told vibe magazine"working wid Dr Dre was a dream" A had visions of makin a classic,then my world turnt black lik i was starin outta Stevie Wonders glasses,Its kinda hard to imagine,lik Kanye West comin back from a fatal accident to be makin a rappin but we da future, Witney Houston told me that it was gunna take more than a bullet and heart 2 hold me back
Rushin in dis forty ounce
let me eat ??????????????
Coz Martin Luther King had a dream
Aaliyah had a dream
Left eye had a dream
So reached out to Kanye and brung you all my dreams
i Had dreams of fuckin an rnb bitch lik mya, wen i saw dat ass on da front of dat king, and the article in that magazine said she likes ganstas love nasty thangs, so im im the glass house havin nasty dreams, Good girls never give it up, but anything is possible if 50 fucked ferica, heard her lifes ?? found my way through the maze,then joy turnt to pain like frankie beverly and mase,Used to dream of being unsigned,hyke,until i got crushed by dave mase almost let my pen fall asleep on dat page, Daydreamin yesterday, dozin off backstage,i thought i saw easy talkin to jam master j,so i walked heard jam master say "its a hard knock life then you pass away" they say sleep is da cousin of death,so my eyes wide open coz a dream is kid to ya last breath
The Dream of Louis Newton thats wot im livin thro
The dream of Eric White that wot im givin you
Whos walked through the White House without a business suit?
Compton had Jerry Koe dripping all the way to his waykan shoes,
Gave Michael in my demo,came here to pay my dues
Started off at houtkid,then i started blazin clue,it woz all a dream lik b.i.g said it be,
Dont sleep on me homie i bring nitghmares to reality,
Rap phenomenom,deviying the rules of gravity,studied all the classics,revisin my strategy,coz Marshall Mathers made it,Kurtis Jackson made it,head in the clouds wonderin where da hell Marvin Gaye went,how do i say dis? im livin 4 my son but i cant figure out why im at my temple wid dis gun, wahe up 2 a Jesus peace like a catholic nun, the war 2 be a rap legend has just begun
This song is dedicated to Utundi Price sister to Venus and Sereena williams who was slanged during a gang shotout in Compton Sunday September 14th 2003
R.I.P
So i was pretty bored until friday when i went over to helen's house to sleepover. We helped her father set up for the Pig Roast on Saturday and the highlight of setting up was our horse shit fight. Her cousin Ethan (who is 8) descided that it would be fun to throw horse shit at us. So we went crazy and threw it back at him. It was quite entertaining. So after that we went into the house and made Mac and Cheese! My favorite meal in the world. After that we went down to the fire and i almost got electrocuted becuz i didnt realize that the fences we cut through we electric and i almost grabbed it. So we got down to the fire and helens friend cory was there. he was pretty cool and we were laughing at him becuz he was trying to cut the wood and he would miss and a piece would go flying. We got thursty and so i went a got a jug of apple juice and when we were done with it we threw it into the fire and it blew up! it was one of the coolest things i have ever seen in my life... which tells u how dull and boring my life really is. so anyways we went on the front of the tractor, the little scooper thing... all five of us and helens father drove us into a tree and almost dumped us into the HUGE pile of horse shit outside her barn and we were all screaming and then we got yelled at my helens mom for being to loud when it really wasnt our fault. So anyway we went back down to the fire and then we went into our tent around 11:30ish and then we stayed up til about 1:30, i could have stayed up later but some people (we wont name names... HELEN and ASHLEY and KELSEY turned off the flashlight while me and the other COOLER ashley were making shadow puppets and singing cool songs.
The next day we woke up a about 9:30 becuz it was hot as hell in the tent. We did nothing for about 2 hours becuz thats how long it takes 5 girls to take a shower. once we were all clean and good smelling we went and ate bagels for the baglery and then we went out to the horse barn to watch helen scoop the horse shit out of the horse's stalls. so after she did the first stall she informed us that her horse was at its time of the month... for those of u who didnt think this was possible it is... so i was swinging on the swing in the barn ashley was taking pictures of me and kelsey was pushing me into the big ass post in the middle of the barn. so after that, we were in charge of setting up the tiki torches. it took us a good 30 minutes to figure out we needed a shovel and then we couldnt scoop up the ground so me being the strong one did it. then helens dad comes out with this huge ass metal pole and shows me how to make a hole with it and then the torches go in the ground much easier. ashley and i were then in charge of filling up the torches with oil. i kinda spilled it all over us and we smelled like oil the rest of the day. once the pig roast started we all played nuc 'em on the lovely volleyball net that we set up all by ourselves. so after that helens cousins decided that it would be fun to throw water all over us so we decided to throw water back at them and guess who got in trouble.... US....losers. so after that we had our pig and then we had desert. we didnt really eat it, instead we started a food fight and i got hit twice. helen and meredith were covered though... and then we went to go hose off....LITERALY... we went out behind the horse barn and sprayed each other with the hose. then we went back to the party and we hung out until max had to leave at 9:30... so we went under the tents and we were talking to helens dad. we started hearing coyotes and then we started talking about how there was a bear around and we were sleeping in a tent so u do the math. we decided to go up to the tent at about 11:30 and we were playing Never Have I Ever and ashley always looses that game so... At about 12:30 helens dad decided he would "scare" us with a wild boar head and by making pig like noises outside our tent... the funny part was we were talking about drugs when he scared us so we didnt know how much he heard. then we pulled the best prank call ever.. we called this kid named james and jill pretended her name was tiffany and started talking to him. ashley was L, the other ashley was ashley, kelsey was brittany, and adina was Sha Nay Nay, a black girl, i was the other three girls we claimed we with us. we told him we were drunk and that we were running from the cops and shit. we told him we were at a lake house and then we got off the phone with him at about 3 becuz he was being boring. i guess i was the first person to fall asleep around 4 and then ashley, helen, kelsey, ashley, and adina fell asleep at 6. we woke up becuz the tent was hot as hell at like 9:30 and we went inside and ate bagels. Adina left at 10 and i left at 10:30. i went home took a shower and then i went to sleep. i slept from 12 to about 4 and then i ate and fell asleep watching tv in my room. that was my exciting weekend.
I woke up from that coma in 2001, bout the same time Dre dropped 2001, 3 years later the album is done,Aftermath presents a nigga widda attitude volume 1,Rap critics politicing wana no the outcome,ready to die reasonable doubt doggy style and 1, i feel like pac after the snoop dogg trial was done,Dre behind the G series and all eyes on me,i watched the death of a dynasty so i told vibe magazine"working wid Dr Dre was a dream" A had visions of makin a classic,then my world turnt black lik i was starin outta Stevie Wonders glasses,Its kinda hard to imagine,lik Kanye West comin back from a fatal accident to be makin a rappin but we da future, Witney Houston told me that it was gunna take more than a bullet and heart 2 hold me back
Rushin in dis forty ounce
let me eat ??????????????
Coz Martin Luther King had a dream
Aaliyah had a dream
Left eye had a dream
So reached out to Kanye and brung you all my dreams
i Had dreams of fuckin an rnb bitch lik mya, wen i saw dat ass on da front of dat king, and the article in that magazine said she likes ganstas love nasty thangs, so im im the glass house havin nasty dreams, Good girls never give it up, but anything is possible if 50 fucked ferica, heard her lifes ?? found my way through the maze,then joy turnt to pain like frankie beverly and mase,Used to dream of being unsigned,hyke,until i got crushed by dave mase almost let my pen fall asleep on dat page, Daydreamin yesterday, dozin off backstage,i thought i saw easy talkin to jam master j,so i walked heard jam master say "its a hard knock life then you pass away" they say sleep is da cousin of death,so my eyes wide open coz a dream is kid to ya last breath
The Dream of Louis Newton thats wot im livin thro
The dream of Eric White that wot im givin you
Whos walked through the White House without a business suit?
Compton had Jerry Koe dripping all the way to his waykan shoes,
Gave Michael in my demo,came here to pay my dues
Started off at houtkid,then i started blazin clue,it woz all a dream lik b.i.g said it be,
Dont sleep on me homie i bring nitghmares to reality,
Rap phenomenom,deviying the rules of gravity,studied all the classics,revisin my strategy,coz Marshall Mathers made it,Kurtis Jackson made it,head in the clouds wonderin where da hell Marvin Gaye went,how do i say dis? im livin 4 my son but i cant figure out why im at my temple wid dis gun, wahe up 2 a Jesus peace like a catholic nun, the war 2 be a rap legend has just begun
This song is dedicated to Utundi Price sister to Venus and Sereena williams who was slanged during a gang shotout in Compton Sunday September 14th 2003
R.I.P