Nov 22, 2005 17:58
haha, ok so my first story in in History. So we were playing stump the student... and i guess when you sit in the front you get the vibes of what the answers will be because ive been on a roll ever since we got a seating change... and i was so excited cuz i could play again cuz i got my shirt. Well i got a little excited when i got one right and i yelled YESSSSS really loud in this really funny voice and i was so emmbarassed cuz i didnt mean for it to sound so loud. i guess i was expecting everyone to make a lot of noise or something because it was really loud. i think im gonna have to just answer and not show any emotin from now on.
And my second story... actually, this could be split into sevral short stories but i want to make it one big long one. This one took place in English. first of all... everyone was talking after 4th hour about how we had this CUTE sub for English, so everyone got there early in eagerness to see this new stunningly attractive and charmingly humorous young sub. So when we entered the room we looked over to the teachers corner of the room and... there sat the meanest looking most uncool woman any of us had ever seen!!! murmurs went around the room asking if this was possibly our sub for today and the 4th hour kids had just been lucky and gotten a cool one. we were horrified! Soon, however, the teacher printed something from the computer and left the room. now we were only waiting anxiously to see if this horrific young woman would return or if it would be the infamous cute young man we had all heard of. The suspense was killing us! So Emily, as something to pass the time in her anxiousness to see this man, Wrote upon the white board "RUMOR HAS IT THE SUB IS HOTT!" Just as she was standing directly in front of what she had just written, the wet ink still gleaming in the light, capping the marker... the bell rang and in walked... the cute sub. She looked up as the attention left her and went to the door. She realized what this was that was happening and, along with the whole class, busted up laughing!!!! Emily smiled and gave this look that said "oops this is embarassing. maybe i can make it into a joke" I, as always was behind int he joke and didnt realize what was going on untill everyone else was laughing histerically but i still think that this was the funniest moment yet experienced in the history of our Block class!!! The sub calmly and cooly made a joke of the whole thing and continued to pick on Emily for the rest of the class. After we had gone through the business of the day, amanda decided to ask about our authors, who were friends. She, i could tell, wanted a chance to speak to the sub again so i obligingly agreed. We used our wit and intellect to try and have a charming, impressive, intelligent conversation about american literature. He knew all about Amanda's author and was soon satisfied with the help he had given her, however, my author remained a mystery. He soon asked me to sit by the desk so that we could discuss the poem and what it tells about the author. I looked across the room and all the block girls were giving me this look like 'GO MELODIE!!! HITTING ON THE HOTT SUB!' when in reality, all i had done was gone with amanda to ask if he could look up some information. I gave them a blushing 'i feel ridiculous' look and continued on with business. I admit, he was quite charming and attractive, and his intelligence and knowledge was rare for a sub, however, i stuck to business. We simply discussed the poem and what it might show about the author. I tried to use what little intellect i had to make intelligent-sounding sentences, and it might have worked. We finished our enjoyable conversation and i joined the block girls once again. As soon as i got there, they proceeded to talk quite loudly about how i was hitting on the teacher and how i had skills. im sure the teacher heard, but in the end, i dont care. i will prolly never see him again and it was just a good memory. a good story for the day.
-Melodie
P.S. That hott seniors name id Jordan and he is amazing. just thought id tell you that. We like each other but i dont want a boyfriend. we are waiting till i am 16 to get involved.